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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:04 pm
by hutyluty
I just tried to spin kick the light switch on and now theres a hole in the wall :corncry:

Bye bye deposit.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:17 pm
by Muncey
Agent 47 wrote:https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151606184812323

these kinda people need to fuck off back home and die
Bit harsh mate.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:26 pm
by Doozle
There's a fish behind the grill of my car, have a pretty good idea who it was too.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:42 pm
by Locktar
Trying to save up for a car but I keep spending half of my wages on vinyl every month. :u:

Starting to think I should go digital because it's just not gonna happen otherwise, which is a shame because I love mixing on vinyl and DVS's just aren't the same. :(

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:44 pm
by ezza
^ yeah but then ul be gay as fuck

bitches dont like mp3s

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:45 pm
by didi
Locktar wrote:Trying to save up for a car but I keep spending half of my wages on vinyl every month. :u:

Starting to think I should go digital because it's just not gonna happen otherwise, which is a shame because I love mixing on vinyl and DVS's just aren't the same. :(
Is slowing down your vinyl spending an option? Only buying the essential releases. The bear necessities?












sorry im in a weird mood.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:11 pm
by syrup
i started writing u instead of you when 'm8 do u even-ing', but i now use it when writing normally too :corncry:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:19 pm
by lloydy
Got to go to Istanbul on my own for work and i have never been abroad.Actually quite worried about the whole thing!

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:33 pm
by didi
gd luck man. a useful phrase to learn is im gay, bcos if anyone tries to bum you, you can say that and pretend you'll enjoy it, which will creep them out and they'll run away hopefully.

no im sorry thats not funny. rape isnt funny.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:44 pm
by lloydy
dididub wrote:gd luck man. a useful phrase to learn is im gay, bcos if anyone tries to bum you, you can say that and pretend you'll enjoy it, which will creep them out and they'll run away hopefully.

no im sorry thats not funny. rape isnt funny.
I suppose its lucky i enjoy things in my butt then?
Nah seriously it's not going to Istanbul i'm worried about it's the going alone part that has me pretty shook.I literally rarely venture out of my home town let alone across the globe.Pretty sure the company i'm going to will treat me well as they are a pretty big company but the thought of travelling all that way on my own is pretty fucking distressing.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:52 pm
by didi
:w:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:53 pm
by syrup
Stay clear of the natives,
they'll rob you and then rape you then gut you.

True story

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:53 pm
by garethom
You know when you buss out an old map and there's a giant sea serpent drawn on it? That's where istanbul is. Heard they cooked a vicar in a cauldron there too man, go careful x

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:55 pm
by lloydy
garethom wrote:You know when you buss out an old map and there's a giant sea serpent drawn on it? That's where istanbul is. Heard they cooked a vicar in a cauldron there too man, go careful x

I eat sea serpents for breakfast and kebabs for dinner so the menu is sorted thanks

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:08 pm
by volcanogeorge
dididub wrote:
strangely i have this on wax

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:18 pm
by Sexual_Chocolate
some prick pm'd me on disco gees asking if i wanted to buy his copy of jammer destruction.

said hes had an offer of 30 pounds, and he'll only take offers above it.

fuck off tnuc

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:28 pm
by jayladders
lloydy wrote:
garethom wrote:You know when you buss out an old map and there's a giant sea serpent drawn on it? That's where istanbul is. Heard they cooked a vicar in a cauldron there too man, go careful x

I eat sea serpents for breakfast and kebabs for dinner so the menu is sorted thanks
istanbul will be a beautiful experience, enjoy it man. im also going away via plane to germany soon on my own so thats scary for me, u and i will be fine bro

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:33 pm
by Muncey
Nevalo wrote:some prick pm'd me on disco gees asking if i wanted to buy his copy of jammer destruction.

said hes had an offer of 30 pounds, and he'll only take offers above it.

fuck off tnuc
Should have said you can do no higher than £28. He'd have accepted cause he has no £30 offer then you should have told him to fuck off.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:36 pm
by lloydy
jayladders wrote: istanbul will be a beautiful experience, enjoy it man. im also going away via plane to germany soon on my own so thats scary for me, u and i will be fine bro
If i'm honest a part of me is excited for the experience just suppose it's normal for you first time abroad not knowing what to expect but yeah cheers for the kind words and i hope you enjoy your trip :Q:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:38 pm
by Sexual_Chocolate
Muncey wrote:
Nevalo wrote:some prick pm'd me on disco gees asking if i wanted to buy his copy of jammer destruction.

said hes had an offer of 30 pounds, and he'll only take offers above it.

fuck off tnuc
Should have said you can do no higher than £28. He'd have accepted cause he has no £30 offer then you should have told him to fuck off.
i just typed back "lol" as I refuse to pay more than £20 for a cd.