Re: Brostep - Part Deux!
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:32 am
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wub wrote:Brostep's hated status is largely down to jealousy.
Women, for example, are traditionally not found at 'real' Dubstep nights, and those that do attend are often homely and unkempt. Brostep, on the other hand, has a large percentage of attractive young ladies, often near or around the legal drinking age of 21, wearing revealing outfits. Their bodies are often toned due to a combination of intense cardiovascular exercise, amphetamine assisted dieting and occasional/frequent vomiting. Their attractiveness is also bolstered by the fact they are often 'on it', referring to illegal drug ingestion, and thus their standards re; sexual partners are diminished.
Also, whilst more traditional Dubstep artists such as Mala and Loefah make so little money that they are forced to drive around in cheaply available Eastern European hatchback cars, Brostep's elevated and consistent revenue stream has meant artists such as Borgore and Skrillex are able to purchase several top end motor vehicles at a time.
wub wrote: Brostep's hated status is largely down to jealousy.
Women, for example, are traditionally not found at 'real' Dubstep nights, and those that do attend are often homely and unkempt. Brostep, on the other hand, has a large percentage of attractive young ladies, often near or around the legal drinking age of 21, wearing revealing outfits. Their bodies are often toned due to a combination of intense cardiovascular exercise, amphetamine assisted dieting and occasional/frequent vomiting. Their attractiveness is also bolstered by the fact they are often 'on it', referring to illegal drug ingestion, and thus their standards re; sexual partners are diminished.
Also, whilst more traditional Dubstep artists such as Mala and Loefah make so little money that they are forced to drive around in cheaply available Eastern European hatchback cars, Brostep's elevated and consistent revenue stream has meant artists such as Borgore and Skrillex are able to purchase several top end motor vehicles at a time.
Step one- get moneyElectric_Head wrote:All about the stacks of bills and the bitches.
FixedLye Form wrote:
Step one- get money
Step two- get power
Step three - get women
leyenda303 wrote:FixedLye Form wrote:
Step one- torrent massive
Step two- get money
Step three- get power
Step four- get women
Fixed.ehbrums1 wrote:leyenda303 wrote:Not FixedLye Form wrote:
Step one- torrent massive
Step two- maek dabstooop
Step three- get on LuvFilthFuk2StepDub YouTube channel
Step four- Wear Oakland Raiders cap
Step five - Know no Oakland Raiders players
Step six - take vest off with bros
Thought this was hilarious!wub wrote:Brostep's hated status is largely down to jealousy.
Women, for example, are traditionally not found at 'real' Dubstep nights, and those that do attend are often homely and unkempt. Brostep, on the other hand, has a large percentage of attractive young ladies, often near or around the legal drinking age of 21, wearing revealing outfits. Their bodies are often toned due to a combination of intense cardiovascular exercise, amphetamine assisted dieting and occasional/frequent vomiting. Their attractiveness is also bolstered by the fact they are often 'on it', referring to illegal drug ingestion, and thus their standards re; sexual partners are diminished.
Also, whilst more traditional Dubstep artists such as Mala and Loefah make so little money that they are forced to drive around in cheaply available Eastern European hatchback cars, Brostep's elevated and consistent revenue stream has meant artists such as Borgore and Skrillex are able to purchase several top end motor vehicles at a time.
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