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Re: Brostep - Part Deux!

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:32 am
by incnic
zomby is sick brazz

Re: Brostep - Part Deux!

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:18 pm
by nameless133
I liked Zomboy's previous EP. But without this video this one would be unlistenable. :D

Re: Brostep - Part Deux!

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 7:15 pm
by MistahNerF
budding artist from the Philippines... most definitely classifies as "Brostep", though also makes a few chilled beats.


Re: Brostep - Part Deux!

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:34 pm
by BonerJams04
shameless, refers to self in 3rd person

Re: Brostep - Part Deux!

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:42 pm
by MistahNerF
Shame? (looks to the dictionary to find accurate definition.. nope.. not registering... very thick-faced individual here)

Re: Brostep - Part Deux!

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:46 pm
by BonerJams04
dont bring my face into this.

rad demi lovayo mix btw :lol:

Re: Brostep - Part Deux!

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:53 pm
by Today
singer was honestly the worst i've ever heard

Re: Brostep - Part Deux!

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:54 pm
by MistahNerF
Thanks for reminding me.. damn pirates.

Re: Brostep - Part Deux!

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:02 pm
by ultraspatial
Benga's new tune reminds me of this

Re: Brostep - Part Deux!

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:30 pm
by _cheef_
have to carry this over from the thread that got locked literally seconds before I could make a post proclaiming that I had just laughed out loud...
wub wrote:Brostep's hated status is largely down to jealousy.

Women, for example, are traditionally not found at 'real' Dubstep nights, and those that do attend are often homely and unkempt. Brostep, on the other hand, has a large percentage of attractive young ladies, often near or around the legal drinking age of 21, wearing revealing outfits. Their bodies are often toned due to a combination of intense cardiovascular exercise, amphetamine assisted dieting and occasional/frequent vomiting. Their attractiveness is also bolstered by the fact they are often 'on it', referring to illegal drug ingestion, and thus their standards re; sexual partners are diminished.

Also, whilst more traditional Dubstep artists such as Mala and Loefah make so little money that they are forced to drive around in cheaply available Eastern European hatchback cars, Brostep's elevated and consistent revenue stream has meant artists such as Borgore and Skrillex are able to purchase several top end motor vehicles at a time.
:cornlol: :cornlol:

Re: Brostep - Part Deux!

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:23 am
by Jazzical
in other words; brostep is for pussies..

and/or chicks ..on drugs

Re: Brostep - Part Deux!

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:41 am
by garethom
wub wrote: Brostep's hated status is largely down to jealousy.

Women, for example, are traditionally not found at 'real' Dubstep nights, and those that do attend are often homely and unkempt. Brostep, on the other hand, has a large percentage of attractive young ladies, often near or around the legal drinking age of 21, wearing revealing outfits. Their bodies are often toned due to a combination of intense cardiovascular exercise, amphetamine assisted dieting and occasional/frequent vomiting. Their attractiveness is also bolstered by the fact they are often 'on it', referring to illegal drug ingestion, and thus their standards re; sexual partners are diminished.

Also, whilst more traditional Dubstep artists such as Mala and Loefah make so little money that they are forced to drive around in cheaply available Eastern European hatchback cars, Brostep's elevated and consistent revenue stream has meant artists such as Borgore and Skrillex are able to purchase several top end motor vehicles at a time.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Brostep - Part Deux!

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:43 am
by Electric_Head
All about the stacks of bills and the bitches.

Re: Brostep - Part Deux!

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:42 pm
by Lye_Form
Electric_Head wrote:All about the stacks of bills and the bitches.
Step one- get money
Step two- fuck bitches.

Re: Brostep - Part Deux!

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:43 pm
by leyenda
Lye Form wrote:
Step one- get money
Step two- get power
Step three - get women
Fixed

Re: Brostep - Part Deux!

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:39 pm
by ehbes
leyenda303 wrote:
Lye Form wrote:
Step one- torrent massive
Step two- get money
Step three- get power
Step four- get women
Fixed

Re: Brostep - Part Deux!

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:17 pm
by garethom
ehbrums1 wrote:
leyenda303 wrote:
Lye Form wrote:
Step one- torrent massive
Step two- maek dabstooop
Step three- get on LuvFilthFuk2StepDub YouTube channel
Step four- Wear Oakland Raiders cap
Step five - Know no Oakland Raiders players
Step six - take vest off with bros
Not Fixed
Fixed.

How to use dsf

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:59 pm
by didi
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Re: Brostep - Part Deux!

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:41 pm
by _cheef_
fuck yeah amazing how they have the rig set up in the back of a mud runner pickup inside the show...!!

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Re: Brostep - Part Deux!

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:55 pm
by Mysteriis
wub wrote:Brostep's hated status is largely down to jealousy.

Women, for example, are traditionally not found at 'real' Dubstep nights, and those that do attend are often homely and unkempt. Brostep, on the other hand, has a large percentage of attractive young ladies, often near or around the legal drinking age of 21, wearing revealing outfits. Their bodies are often toned due to a combination of intense cardiovascular exercise, amphetamine assisted dieting and occasional/frequent vomiting. Their attractiveness is also bolstered by the fact they are often 'on it', referring to illegal drug ingestion, and thus their standards re; sexual partners are diminished.

Also, whilst more traditional Dubstep artists such as Mala and Loefah make so little money that they are forced to drive around in cheaply available Eastern European hatchback cars, Brostep's elevated and consistent revenue stream has meant artists such as Borgore and Skrillex are able to purchase several top end motor vehicles at a time.

:cornlol: :cornlol:
Thought this was hilarious!

...but really guys, lets address the elephant in the room, why are the more traditional Dubstep nights so male dominated? :mrgreen:

And why do the UKF events (the stuff some people here call Brostep) get all the girls? *cackles* Slightly ironic I guess, but whatever makes you feel better :lol:

Time to be honest lads...which one is the real BROSTEP? (dun dun duun)