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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:52 pm
by elibomyekip
magma wrote:FUCK
Last night I spilt a takeaway Hot Chocolate that had been sat on my side for a couple of days. The milk had obviously curdled and it stank, but I thought I'd got it all up. Managed to shift the smell with some scrubbing and incense.
Anyway, after leaving the flat for the day I've come back and it FUCKING STINKS!
Ninjas - how can I rescue my carpet?!
Fire
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:55 pm
by dcrock
magma wrote:FUCK
Last night I spilt a takeaway Hot Chocolate that had been sat on my side for a couple of days. The milk had obviously curdled and it stank, but I thought I'd got it all up. Managed to shift the smell with some scrubbing and incense.
Anyway, after leaving the flat for the day I've come back and it FUCKING STINKS!
Ninjas - how can I rescue my carpet?!
shave that shit!
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:56 pm
by BNanni
Had to go into Scunthorpe today to do last minute christmas shopping.
Got home and realised I had completley forgotten my brothers gift.
Now the lay in I had planned for tomorrow, before work, has to be scrapped and I have to go shopping again.
ARGH!
Why didn't I do the typical woman thing and write a list!
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:00 pm
by BNanni
magma wrote:FUCK
Last night I spilt a takeaway Hot Chocolate that had been sat on my side for a couple of days. The milk had obviously curdled and it stank, but I thought I'd got it all up. Managed to shift the smell with some scrubbing and incense.
Anyway, after leaving the flat for the day I've come back and it FUCKING STINKS!
Ninjas - how can I rescue my carpet?!
Try a mixture of baking soda and lemon juice/vinegar?
Whatever you prefer the smell of
That should work
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:18 pm
by magma
Right, I'm on that now.... I love you Briony.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:21 pm
by firky
Pour full fat milk in a warm corner of the room and in a couple of days the smell of sour milk will be so over powering you'll never able to smell the putrid hot chocolate. Then blame it on one of your friends who the missus doesn't like for shits n giggles.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:25 pm
by elibomyekip
firky wrote:Pour full fat milk in a warm corner of the room and in a couple of days the smell of sour milk will be so over powering you'll never able to smell the putrid hot chocolate. Then blame it on one of your friends who the missus doesn't like for shits n giggles.
From experience, this is the best way of avoiding any sort of argument over why your floor smells like dead old shit.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:27 pm
by magma
firky wrote:Pour full fat milk in a warm corner of the room and in a couple of days the smell of sour milk will be so over powering you'll never able to smell the putrid hot chocolate. Then blame it on one of your friends who the missus doesn't like for shits n giggles.
Unfortunately, I think it's the sour milk in the hot chocolate causing the problem!
Currently watching baking powder and lemon juice have a pretty rad scrap on my floor.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:33 pm
by BNanni
How it going?!
Please say it's working, my life goal is to be a domestic goddess!
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:41 pm
by firky
BNanni wrote:
How it going?!
Please say it's working, my life goal is to be a domestic goddess!
Is it the gloves or the pearl necklaces?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:47 pm
by BNanni
Both
Could I be greedy and get the amazing hairstyle too?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:50 pm
by magma
I think it might be working. It certainly smells much more of lemon.
I'm going to let it dry and then hoover... it's a lot of work being this much of a dick!
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:57 pm
by firky
elibomyekip wrote:firky wrote:Pour full fat milk in a warm corner of the room and in a couple of days the smell of sour milk will be so over powering you'll never able to smell the putrid hot chocolate. Then blame it on one of your friends who the missus doesn't like for shits n giggles.
From experience, this is the best way of avoiding any sort of argument over why your floor smells like dead old shit.
Oh yeah, I was speaking from experience. The things my mate Gary has meant to have done - he once took a shit in the lobby not because he was drunk but out of protest because was in the bathroom too long.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:23 am
by magma
magma wrote:I think it might be working. It certainly smells much more of lemon.
I'm going to let it dry and then hoover... it's a lot of work being this much of a dick!
It appears to be working. I'm raiding my hippy housemate's incense stash again just in case though.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:43 am
by gwa
I AM SO FUCKED.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:56 am
by kp mike
ice on the fucking road. fuck off ice, no one likes you
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:00 pm
by ch3
I'm supposed to cook today and the first thing I got to do is to wash a pile of pots I need cos the person that used them all yesterday couldn't be bothered
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:08 pm
by kp mike
ch3 wrote:I'm supposed to cook today and the first thing I got to do is to wash a pile of pots I need cos the person that used them all yesterday couldn't be bothered
lol
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:55 pm
by DZA
When you know youre gonna be sick and you get bare phlegm in your mouth
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:11 am
by DZA
Christmas is shit
