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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:15 am
by DZA
Hungover to fuck and my mum got beaten up last night :evil: :x

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:53 am
by kay
DZA wrote:Hungover to fuck and my mum got beaten up last night :evil: :x

:!: :o :cry:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:36 am
by missedthebus
im sorry for you dza

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:40 pm
by BNanni
Sorry to hear that DZA, hope your mum is ok now!

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:57 pm
by gwa
group hug for dza :w:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:11 pm
by djelements
:evil:
The fuck do you beat up somebody's mom for?

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Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:12 pm
by milksnake
schamotnik wrote:italians

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:38 pm
by firky
I have humongous rum hangover, the kind where you can still taste it every time you swallow, hot flushes and tying your shoe laces is a vomit inducing act of great balance. Also appear to have got the shit kicked out of me by some crazy old bint with shaving foam all over her face. :?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:12 pm
by gwa
i got some weed last night called ogre kush but i was too baked to smoke it last night. now my inlaws are here and i dunno if i should go smoke some. im absolutly dying to smoke it as it is graaaaaaade.. but i cant sit there infront of my inlaws i see once every 2 years at dining room table smashup. unfair.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:45 pm
by DZA
Mum being in hospital with some dirty cut from her eye to the top of her forehead

:( :cry: Fuck wack christmas

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:44 pm
by jsaxton
DZA wrote:Mum being in hospital with some dirty cut from her eye to the top of her forehead

:( :cry: Fuck wack christmas
thats shit, feel sorry for ya mate

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:52 pm
by -dubson-
DZA wrote:Mum being in hospital with some dirty cut from her eye to the top of her forehead

:( :cry: Fuck wack christmas
Wtf thats awful!

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:57 pm
by Coppola
DZA, sorry for beating your mum up, but she bit my cock and what else was I supposed to do?
:6:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:58 pm
by firky
Did your mum beat him off, DZA. Was he hard?


(I hope you would post hte same if it was my mum! :D )

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:59 pm
by DZA
firky wrote:Did your mum beat him off, DZA. Was he hard?
Fuck knows she cant remember nothing think

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:07 am
by missedthebus
firky wrote:Did your mum beat him off, DZA. Was he hard?


(I hope you would post hte same if it was my mum! :D )

worst pun ever.

I still lol'd

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:09 am
by djelements
Synthesis pissed me off today.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:16 am
by firky
Me too, I turned on the light and all I could hear is, "TURN IT OFF YOU COCK!".

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:17 am
by firky
djelements wrote:Synthesis pissed me off today.
Me too, I turned on the radio and it turned out to be a light and everyone was like, "TURN IT OFF YOU COCK!" was so angry all I could taste was purple and god it smelt so badly of the Dot Cotton's snatch I wanted to bang one out right there.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:21 am
by djelements
firky wrote:
djelements wrote:Synthesis pissed me off today.
Me too, I turned on the radio and it turned out to be a light and everyone was like, "TURN IT OFF YOU COCK!" was so angry all I could taste was purple and god it smelt so badly of the Dot Cotton's snatch I wanted to bang one out right there.
:|
What the fuck does that have to do with synthesis?