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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:54 pm
by bokatordubstep
you should learn some offensive phrases in french about fat smelly women.
and then just mutter them quietly to yourself and act like you dont even know what you're saying.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:50 pm
by tr0tsky
particle-jim wrote:magma wrote:So I sit next to a French woman at work and despite doing my best to unstereotype her in my head, she is literally the most sterotypically French woman I've ever met. She douses herself in perfume every hour or so and it fucking STINKS, if she's not doing that, she's applying moisturiser or handcream of some description, eating incredibly smelly food or talking loudly on the phone to restaurants about booking exactly the right table... the smell of all the perfumes and lotions is really starting to give me a headache...
yeah but is she fit? it's clearly the most important issue
Pics or stfu
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:17 pm
by dubluke
little fucking prats on the way home from school thinking they're well funny piling into my office asking to buy 500 mansions adn then hanging around for 20 minutes asking stupid questions whilst my boss is in, meaning I have to be nice to you rather than tell you to sod off, please fuck off and irritate some other shops
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:19 pm
by dubluke
also my new workmates, whilst being very nice, are incredibly lame and cringeworthy people, who say things like "flipping tiddled" rather than "drunk"
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:26 pm
by jsaxton
dubluke wrote:also my new workmates, whilst being very nice, are incredibly lame and cringeworthy people, who say things like "flipping tiddled" rather than "drunk"
when i was 6 i called my penis a tiddle, so there flipping penised...theoreticly
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:34 pm
by dubluke
jsaxton wrote:dubluke wrote:also my new workmates, whilst being very nice, are incredibly lame and cringeworthy people, who say things like "flipping tiddled" rather than "drunk"
when i was 6 i called my penis a tiddle, so there flipping penised...theoreticly
haha!
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:58 pm
by BNanni
Urgh.
That is all.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:58 pm
by elibomyekip
Periods pains?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:03 pm
by Pistonsbeneath
BNanni wrote: Urgh.
That is all.
what's wrong?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:04 pm
by elibomyekip
Pistonsbeneath wrote:BNanni wrote: Urgh.
That is all.
what's wrong?
Bleeding fanny
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:07 pm
by NilsFG
elibomyekip wrote:Pistonsbeneath wrote:BNanni wrote: Urgh.
That is all.
what's wrong?
Bleeding fanny
Makes you happy to be a man.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:18 pm
by elibomyekip
NilsFG wrote:elibomyekip wrote:Pistonsbeneath wrote:BNanni wrote: Urgh.
That is all.
what's wrong?
Bleeding fanny
Makes you happy to be a man.
This one time I was peeing blood and I was having some severe pains in my side. Turns out I had septicemia due to having a kidney infection for too long, but at the time I thought I was transforming in to a women. Scariest time of my life. When the doctor told me it was just a life threatening infection I was somewhat relieved.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:09 pm
by BNanni
elibomyekip wrote:NilsFG wrote:elibomyekip wrote:Pistonsbeneath wrote:BNanni wrote: Urgh.
That is all.
what's wrong?
Bleeding fanny
Makes you happy to be a man.
This one time I was peeing blood and I was having some severe pains in my side. Turns out I had septicemia due to having a kidney infection for too long, but at the time I thought I was transforming in to a women. Scariest time of my life. When the doctor told me it was just a life threatening infection I was somewhat relieved.
I was just having a womanly moment and getting upset about something before knowing the whole story.
Silly me
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:11 pm
by Pistonsbeneath
NilsFG wrote:elibomyekip wrote:Pistonsbeneath wrote:BNanni wrote: Urgh.
That is all.
what's wrong?
Bleeding fanny
Makes you happy to be a man.
and we have no women on here for a reason
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:13 pm
by elibomyekip
Pistonsbeneath wrote:NilsFG wrote:elibomyekip wrote:Pistonsbeneath wrote:BNanni wrote: Urgh.
That is all.
what's wrong?
Bleeding fanny
Makes you happy to be a man.
and we have no women on here for a reason
It's because women are allergic to sub-bass.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:13 pm
by Neurotik
Cheer up!
As for me i fucking want the snow to go away! Plus i'm lucky my biology lesson started 15 minutes late today because otherwise i would have been late thanks to the idiot bus driver. Got on the bust at 18 minutes past and the bus didn't move until 1/2 past because the fucker was reading the newspaper!
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:17 pm
by deepfiend
The Tube in Bristol is closing down
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:20 pm
by NilsFG
Pistonsbeneath wrote:NilsFG wrote:elibomyekip wrote:Pistonsbeneath wrote:BNanni wrote: Urgh.
That is all.
what's wrong?
Bleeding fanny
Makes you happy to be a man.
and we have no women on here for a reason
I'm just happy with the fact I don't need to suffer every month for no apparent reason
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:24 pm
by Pistonsbeneath
it actually gives women a huge advantage over us in that they are more in tune with 28 day moon cycles...everyone was in tune with that before
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:37 pm
by Pistonsbeneath
elibomyekip wrote:
It's because i insist on mentioning their pussies
correct