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Only gangsta rappers and borgore fans refer to a fanny as a pussy

elibomyekip wrote:Only gangsta rappers and borgore fans refer to a fanny as a pussy

like only gay people can say cigarette without getting bleeped

elibomyekip wrote:Only gangsta rappers and borgore fans refer to a fanny as a pussy

actually they wouldn't because to them fanny means something else

One of my super fruity gay mates calls his bum a fanny.

is there something wrong with him being homosexual?

if so how come you guys are friends?

Pistonsbeneath wrote:is there something wrong with him being homosexual?

if so how come you guys are friends?

He's still in denial

My 4 best mates consist of 3 gay men and a lesbian (srsly). We have sex often (no homo)

We just cuddle and stuff.

do you use the word fanny for your ass as well?

I call my bum a pussy

Being stuck in yet-another-fucking-airport

elibomyekip wrote:I call my bum a pussy

That's fucked up mate

kejk wrote:

elibomyekip wrote:I call my bum a pussy

That's fucked up mate

so where do you fuck?

2 hours of "sleep" - Fuck this, even busting it out at the gym isn't helping... not a hope am I going taking chemicals to sort this out either.

Home at last.... only took me nearly 60 hours to get here with no sleep, no jacket, bed or very much money. Pure missions

Biology exam on tuesday!! I have to get 80% to get an A; 48 marks of 60 and i can't fucking log into my college e-mail or site to get the extra notes i want to revise from!!! I'm fucking fucked, i'll have to resort to revising from fucking wikipedia or something! I'm seriously fucked! I've fucking failed three days before i enter the examination room!!!

Neurotik wrote:Biology exam on tuesday!! I have to get 80% to get an A; 48 marks of 60 and i can't fucking log into my college e-mail or site to get the extra notes i want to revise from!!! I'm fucking fucked, i'll have to resort to revising from fucking wikipedia or something! I'm seriously fucked! I've fucking failed three days before i enter the examination room!!!

Can't you go physically into the university?

its a bit over midnight now
slept on the floor for a quite a while, then i hear fucking behemoth ringtone blasting at my ear
instant wake up, girl calling. then she clicks the phone off, calls again, clicks off, i try to ask her what's happening. she yells something motherfucking incoherent at me over the phone, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ANYMORE
so i call my friend. tell him whats happening. all i get is a ''oh'' response
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUing over here, i get up on dsf to whine
seriously, what the fuck is happening

johnkimble wrote:its a bit over midnight now
slept on the floor for a quite a while, then i hear fucking behemoth ringtone blasting at my ear
instant wake up, girl calling. then she clicks the phone off, calls again, clicks off, i try to ask her what's happening. she yells something motherfucking incoherent at me over the phone, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ANYMORE
so i call my friend. tell him whats happening. all i get is a ''oh'' response
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUing over here, i get up on dsf to whine
seriously, what the fuck is happening

turn off phone

2manynoobs wrote:

johnkimble wrote:its a bit over midnight now
slept on the floor for a quite a while, then i hear fucking behemoth ringtone blasting at my ear
instant wake up, girl calling. then she clicks the phone off, calls again, clicks off, i try to ask her what's happening. she yells something motherfucking incoherent at me over the phone, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ANYMORE
so i call my friend. tell him whats happening. all i get is a ''oh'' response
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUing over here, i get up on dsf to whine
seriously, what the fuck is happening

turn off phone

I would have said something totally different but turning off your phone would probably be the ideal solution.

Protip: sleeping in a bed > sleeping on the floor.