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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:34 am
by Marzz
Soiree wrote:18 pages of pure shit./ :P
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:04 am
by sigbowls
Sheff wrote:best thread of 2011
and 2012

Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:28 pm
by kidshuffle
had in between a type 4 and 5, damn

Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:29 pm
by ehbes
signals wrote:
Sheff wrote:best thread of 2011
and 2012
there should be poll on this at the end of the year

Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:31 pm
by sigbowls
i poo hard

Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:33 pm
by Terpit
Blocked my toilet earlier

Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:22 pm
by idontreallygiveashit
sleep deprivation + cheese and onion pasties + nicotine withdrawal + tons of coffee.

not looking good, can barely stand up without feeling like i'll lose control, just need to go home and turn myself inside out. fuck your bristol scale, this is gonna be a number 8

Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:27 pm
by SheepShagga
Just had a shit and a nosebleed at the same time. Straining like a madman trying to shit out the last ****** bits when my nose starts bleeding. Blood all up the walls and down my jeans and I had to waddle across the house to the cupboard as the toilet paper ran out as I was stopping the nosebleed. Nearly fell into the fucking toilet then.

Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:30 pm
by SCope13
Is it possible to poop without peeing?

Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:51 pm
by vishes
didn't have to wipe today. Cherish those days people.

Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:53 pm
by idontreallygiveashit
How did you know you didn't have to wipe if you didn't wipe?

Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:55 pm
by vishes
:lol: I knew someone would say that.

Well I had one wipe and there was no brownness.

Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 10:35 pm
by noam
SheepShagga wrote:Just had a shit and a nosebleed at the same time. Straining like a madman trying to shit out the last ****** bits when my nose starts bleeding. Blood all up the walls and down my jeans and I had to waddle across the house to the cupboard as the toilet paper ran out as I was stopping the nosebleed. Nearly fell into the fucking toilet then.
to add to your misery if only you'd managed to film this you'd probably be a millionaire by now...

Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:54 pm
by BonerJams04
idontreallygiveashit wrote:How did you know you didn't have to wipe if you didn't wipe?
Sometimes you can just tell

Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:01 am
by kidshuffle
there is no just tell imo

there is a very well educated guess, but you always should do the safety wipe :o

Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:04 am
by idontreallygiveashit
SheepShagga wrote:Just had a shit and a nosebleed at the same time. Straining like a madman trying to shit out the last ****** bits when my nose starts bleeding. Blood all up the walls and down my jeans and I had to waddle across the house to the cupboard as the toilet paper ran out as I was stopping the nosebleed. Nearly fell into the fucking toilet then.
did you say n*gger bits? :cornlol: still the funniest thing i've read on this thread

Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:04 am
by ehbes
Safety is an obvious...cant run the risk of a skid mark

Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:07 am
by sigbowls
:dunce:

Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:31 am
by SCope13
kidshuffle wrote:there is no just tell imo

there is a very well educated guess, but you always should do the safety wipe :o
:z:

Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:03 am
by dickman69
pooping absolute water the last 2 days

have to go out fishing in waders tomorrow...

what if i poop