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Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:34 am
by Marzz
Soiree wrote:18 pages of pure shit./


Gold
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:04 am
by sigbowls
Sheff wrote:best thread of 2011
and 2012
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:28 pm
by kidshuffle
had in between a type 4 and 5, damn
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:29 pm
by ehbes
signals wrote:Sheff wrote:best thread of 2011
and 2012
there should be poll on this at the end of the year
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:31 pm
by sigbowls
i poo hard
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:33 pm
by Terpit
Blocked my toilet earlier
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:22 pm
by idontreallygiveashit
sleep deprivation + cheese and onion pasties + nicotine withdrawal + tons of coffee.
not looking good, can barely stand up without feeling like i'll lose control, just need to go home and turn myself inside out. fuck your bristol scale, this is gonna be a number 8
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:27 pm
by SheepShagga
Just had a shit and a nosebleed at the same time. Straining like a madman trying to shit out the last ****** bits when my nose starts bleeding. Blood all up the walls and down my jeans and I had to waddle across the house to the cupboard as the toilet paper ran out as I was stopping the nosebleed. Nearly fell into the fucking toilet then.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:30 pm
by SCope13
Is it possible to poop without peeing?
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:51 pm
by vishes
didn't have to wipe today. Cherish those days people.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:53 pm
by idontreallygiveashit
How did you know you didn't have to wipe if you didn't wipe?
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:55 pm
by vishes

I knew someone would say that.
Well I had one wipe and there was no brownness.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 10:35 pm
by noam
SheepShagga wrote:Just had a shit and a nosebleed at the same time. Straining like a madman trying to shit out the last ****** bits when my nose starts bleeding. Blood all up the walls and down my jeans and I had to waddle across the house to the cupboard as the toilet paper ran out as I was stopping the nosebleed. Nearly fell into the fucking toilet then.
to add to your misery if only you'd managed to film this you'd probably be a millionaire by now...
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:54 pm
by BonerJams04
idontreallygiveashit wrote:How did you know you didn't have to wipe if you didn't wipe?
Sometimes you can just tell
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:01 am
by kidshuffle
there is no just tell imo
there is a very well educated guess, but you always should do the safety wipe

Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:04 am
by idontreallygiveashit
SheepShagga wrote:Just had a shit and a nosebleed at the same time. Straining like a madman trying to shit out the last ****** bits when my nose starts bleeding. Blood all up the walls and down my jeans and I had to waddle across the house to the cupboard as the toilet paper ran out as I was stopping the nosebleed. Nearly fell into the fucking toilet then.
did you say n*gger bits?

still the funniest thing i've read on this thread
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:04 am
by ehbes
Safety is an obvious...cant run the risk of a skid mark
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:07 am
by sigbowls
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:31 am
by SCope13
kidshuffle wrote:there is no just tell imo
there is a very well educated guess, but you always should do the safety wipe


Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:03 am
by dickman69
pooping absolute water the last 2 days
have to go out fishing in waders tomorrow...
what if i poop