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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:35 pm
by dubluke
granted but all clubs take on a funky house/britney spears music only policy
i wish i hadn't fallen over bare boxes outside plastic people and fallen asleep against a car making a man very angry on friday, and also i wish that it had all gone to plan and we'd all got in no trouble and had a sick night
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:44 pm
by blizzardmusic
granted, the world just started again, no plastic people, but now ceramic boys blast you in the head when you say 'touch wood'.
i wish this game gets stickied
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:54 am
by dubloke
granted but every time you type on this thread your keyboard also gets really sicky and fucked
I wish that I had sky tv instead of freeview
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:35 am
by wil blaze
granted, but the remote is buggered and it's stuck on some twisted version of the shopping channel where all they sell is butt-plugs...
i wish i didn't have to work today!
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:41 am
by pdomino
Granted, but how would you pay for your new slippers
I wish I had a mature supermodel sitting on my face.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:56 am
by wil blaze
granted, but she's mature like seriously strong cheddar, not mature like a fine wine
i wish all my friends liked dubstep
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:24 pm
by pdomino
HA HA killed me lol
Granted, but like me, your friends simply like stepping on your dubs.
I wish I had bare dubs.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:26 pm
by spooKs
granted, but they're all wobble/boring darkstep/liquidstep [delete as appropriate] dubs
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:50 pm
by pdomino
spooKs wrote:granted, but they're all Goth dubs
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:19 pm
by badger
i wish people would make a wish after corrupting other peoples ones
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:52 pm
by ashley
badger wrote:i wish people would make a wish after corrupting other peoples ones
Granted, but people like you forget to grant wishes.
I wish people would grant more wishes and wish for their own wishes...
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:46 pm
by wil blaze
granted, but by wishing for your own wish you have wished a wish wish and wishle wishy wish wa wish woooo.................................
i wish i had known where i was going with that before i started typing
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:02 pm
by pdomino
Granted, but by wishing for your own wish you have shoved homeless childrens wishes to the back of the queue
I wish for world peace.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:52 pm
by ashley
pdomino wrote:Granted, but by wishing for your own wish you have shoved homeless childrens wishes to the back of the queue
I wish for world peace.
Granted, but you are of course daydreaming in your own little world.
I wish i had a zip line from my desk to my home so I dont have to get on a cramped tram.
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:36 pm
by chu
Ashley wrote:pdomino wrote:Granted, but by wishing for your own wish you have shoved homeless childrens wishes to the back of the queue
I wish for world peace.
Granted, but you are of course daydreaming in your own little world.
I wish i had a zip line from my desk to my home so I dont have to get on a cramped tram.
Granted, but you're a batty crease.
I wish that the other forum game was easier to play and be funny at and stuff
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:11 pm
by djelements
Chu wrote:Ashley wrote:pdomino wrote:Granted, but by wishing for your own wish you have shoved homeless childrens wishes to the back of the queue
I wish for world peace.
Granted, but you are of course daydreaming in your own little world.
I wish i had a zip line from my desk to my home so I dont have to get on a cramped tram.
Granted, but you're a batty crease.
I wish that the other forum game was easier to play and be funny at and stuff
Granted, but you are deaf-mute, have no fingers, and can only communicate by blinking.
I wish that I had a girlfriend who was intelligent and didn't have the express purpose of boning me at random hours. (yes, it's actually a bad thing)
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:43 pm
by emcee child
DJelements wrote:
Granted, but you are deaf-mute, have no fingers, and can only communicate by blinking.
I wish that I had a girlfriend who was intelligent and didn't have the express purpose of boning me at random hours. (yes, it's actually a bad thing)
granted but ur a butterfly and have a life expectancy of a day.
I wish my boss's head would explode in slow motion so i could enjoy every millisecond of it.
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:03 am
by badger
granted but he has aids and his blood gets all over you during the explosion and you die a slow and painful death after catching a cold when you didnt dry your hair properly after going swimming
i wish i was a lion. ROAR
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:07 am
by kidlogic
badger wrote:granted but he has aids and his blood gets all over you during the explosion and you die a slow and painful death after catching a cold when you didnt dry your hair properly after going swimming
i wish i was a lion. ROAR
Granted, but you are in the London Zoo, getting pelted with corn meant for the ducks all day long by bratty little children.
I wish I lived in the 60's
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:34 am
by pdomino
Granted, but your platforms and acid addiction make you snap your ankles every week.
I wish I had some big tits in my hands right now.