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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:07 pm
by pk-
that's six!
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:09 pm
by vonboyage
Lol!
I meant the eventual sum-up will be good
got some Class-A guys on here, who do nothing but make me laugh.
And you, bretherin, are one of them..
SUM AWAY!
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:10 pm
by badger
stanton wrote:Somehow hamsters aren't quite as interesting as veg
what about roast hamster stuffed with damsons?
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:14 pm
by badger
and judging from what i've heard about his bizarre sexual practises it's proabably already been done
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:29 pm
by stanton
badger wrote:stanton wrote:Somehow hamsters aren't quite as interesting as veg
what about roast hamster stuffed with damsons?
Pluck the little blighter and flambés him in a fine brandy and I'm there.
Are those my sexual practises you're referring to?
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:38 pm
by badger
stanton wrote:badger wrote:stanton wrote:Somehow hamsters aren't quite as interesting as veg
what about roast hamster stuffed with damsons?
Fuck the little blighter and flambés him in a fine brandy and I'm there.
Are those my sexual practises you're referring to?
well i wasn't before but i am now. hamsterphile
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:12 pm
by sinc_vision
catch up time. red dwarf definitely didn't age well. spaced is one the greatest. vegetables are better than they sound. best in belly, not on face. both mash and roast taters are required. one can imagine the sight of pk being devoured over dinner, recorded in time-lapse footage, akin to the stripping of a whale carcass by the scavenging hoardes. beer after brushing teeth is the worst, because of this i stopped brushing my teeth before going out drinking, not much point if i'm only gonna get vagrant breath anyway. tea and toast in the morning, one slice of marmite one of marmalade, for the last few bites put the two slices together, tastes like maple syrup. cereal on the weekends, 3 bowls, milk in the freezer for about half an hour prior to consumption.
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:15 pm
by stanton
DJ Sinc Vision wrote:catch up time. red dwarf definitely didn't age well. spaced is one the greatest. vegetables are better than they sound. best in belly, not on face. both mash and roast taters are required. one can imagine the sight of pk being devoured over dinner, recorded in time-lapse footage, akin to the stripping of a whale carcass by the scavenging hoardes. beer after brushing teeth is the worst, because of this i stopped brushing my teeth before going out drinking, not much point if i'm only gonna get vagrant breath anyway. tea and toast in the morning, one slice of marmite one of marmalade, for the last few bites put the two slices together, tastes like maple syrup. cereal on the weekends, 3 bowls, milk in the freezer for about half an hour prior to consumption.
BOOM!
and like that.... he was gone.
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:47 pm
by rekordah
stanton wrote:pk- wrote:Shonky wrote:pk- wrote:there are few delights that top washing down a slice of toast & peanut butter with an enormous cup of stewed tea
Big up the aspirational crew

simple pleasures for simple people.
You busy on Sunday? Wanna go throw rocks in the canal again?
I just laughed so hard picturing you to do that!

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:52 pm
by stanton
rekorder wrote:
You busy on Sunday? Wanna go throw rocks in the canal again?
I just laughed so hard picturing you to do that!

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When I posted that this morning, hungover, bollock naked, with a cup of tea and some toast it really did seem like a jolly good way to spend some time.
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:55 pm
by rekordah
Just a lil' bit to much information there love!
But yeh to be quite honest i'd love to spend a day throwing rocks into a canal. Maybe the Thames?
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:07 pm
by stanton
Dubstep fishing club! Good vibes and bass!

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:21 pm
by rekordah
Fucking hell they're huge!
Pretty minimal breasts tho....
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:03 pm
by dubluke
stanton wrote:Dubstep fishing club! Good vibes and bass!

i would
the fish not the girl
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:58 pm
by shonky
dubluke wrote:stanton wrote:Dubstep fishing club! Good vibes and bass!

i would
the fish not the girl
Any quite frankly. Or combinations.
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:31 pm
by dubluke
she does have magnificent chest lumps
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:07 am
by nesslei
dubluke wrote:she does have magnificent chest lumps
we obviously have different tastes
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:55 am
by blizzardmusic
where did the breakfast thread go?
bring it back!
CHOCOLATE SPREAD ON 2 SLICE OF TOAST WITH A MONSTEROUS EARL GREY BREW OR SHAT APPP!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:24 am
by stanton
freshly ground peruvian coffee beans round casa del Stanto this morning. 4 cups or STFU.
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:42 pm
by rekordah
Anybody been watching the darts?
I was upset Fitton got knocked out, a man who comes on skanking to one step beyond is quite claerly the dubsteppers choice.