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Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:45 pm
by mIrReN
not in ur main lugage

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:57 pm
by magma
Yeah, I've been amazed with what I've accidentally brought home at times.

But you try to get Semtex through ONE TIME and suddenly you're a "terrorist".









And he's about as 'armless as DJs get.

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Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:58 pm
by constrobuz
lol garethom collects knives a bb guns what a fucking loser

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:07 pm
by Marcus
constrobuz wrote:lol garethom collects knives a bb guns what a fucking loser
When you stay stuff like that I just think about what look like and can't help but laugh.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:08 pm
by Doozle
My housemate and her boyfriend took tortoises they bought at a Tunisian market back home in their hand luggage. That's much worse than trying to take knives.

A mate of mine took a joint in his luggage to New York, US customs would've fucked him over if he got caught.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:12 pm
by Johnlenham
garethom wrote:
southstar wrote:
garethom wrote:Me and my girlfriend got into a brief argument when she stopped me buying a pack of throwing knives when we were in greece, what a joke, was only about 7 in there. That will not happen again.
Customs would have taken them anyway
customs don't do shit for stuff in your suitcase (not sure if they're meant to), but yeah, I've got knives/daggers/bb guns etc. in.

customs aint shit but hoes and tricks, lick on these nuts and suck the dick
Yeah my gfs sister brought back two machetes from Borneo in her filght case. The holders had her names and boyfriends names carved into it and now the have these things just floating around the house :cornlol:

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:24 pm
by Lye_Form
my mate brought a taser back from turkey... he is the type of fucker to use it as well.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:30 pm
by magma

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:38 pm
by garethom
mIrReN wrote:not in ur main lugage
What do you mean by main luggage? obvs not hand luggage, but yeah, definitely suitcases.
Marcus wrote:
constrobuz wrote:lol garethom collects knives a bb guns what a fucking loser
When you stay stuff like that I just think about what look like and can't help but laugh.
This lol. I got a dagger when i was 12, you absolute virgin.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:39 pm
by dickman69
main luggage means ur dick right

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:40 pm
by AxeD
rayman612 wrote:main luggage means ur dick right
Always the funny looks when you try to check in your dong innit.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:48 pm
by constrobuz
garethom wrote:
mIrReN wrote:not in ur main lugage
What do you mean by main luggage? obvs not hand luggage, but yeah, definitely suitcases.
Marcus wrote:
constrobuz wrote:lol garethom collects knives a bb guns what a fucking loser
When you stay stuff like that I just think about what look like and can't help but laugh.
This lol. I got a dagger when i was 12, you absolute virgin.
lmao "dagger" this is real life not an rpg. the only virgin here is you, only absolute autist betas collect weapons of any kind.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:48 pm
by Mason
LOL

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:52 pm
by Forum
I dont know what what the laws are but i saw some guy when i flew back from turkey being asked what ninja stars were doing in his luggage

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:08 pm
by Terpit
constrobuz wrote:
garethom wrote:
mIrReN wrote:not in ur main lugage
What do you mean by main luggage? obvs not hand luggage, but yeah, definitely suitcases.
Marcus wrote:
constrobuz wrote:lol garethom collects knives a bb guns what a fucking loser
When you stay stuff like that I just think about what look like and can't help but laugh.
This lol. I got a dagger when i was 12, you absolute virgin.
lmao "dagger" this is real life not an rpg. the only virgin here is you, only absolute autist betas collect weapons of any kind.
Marcus wrote:When you stay stuff like that I just think about what look like and can't help but laugh.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:18 pm
by constrobuz
that pic is nearly 5 years old, also im sure you all are no george clooneys.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:19 pm
by Forum
What picture is this?

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:21 pm
by Terpit
Cant post it coz construpuss reports people that do, google image search construbuz though, its the first one

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:22 pm
by kidshuffle
constrobuz wrote:
garethom wrote:
mIrReN wrote:not in ur main lugage
What do you mean by main luggage? obvs not hand luggage, but yeah, definitely suitcases.
Marcus wrote:
constrobuz wrote:lol garethom collects knives a bb guns what a fucking loser
When you stay stuff like that I just think about what look like and can't help but laugh.
This lol. I got a dagger when i was 12, you absolute virgin.
lmao "dagger" this is real life not an rpg. the only virgin here is you, only absolute autist betas collect weapons of any kind.
sonned

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:24 pm
by Forum
Terpit wrote:Cant post it coz construpuss reports people that do, google image search construbuz though, its the first one
Sounds familiar, the colour blue comes to mind for some reason..