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I used to work at a pizza joint called Papa Gino's, which is a chain here in New England. Today, two guys came in, and they were very obviously a couple. Never in my life have I seen people this blatantly gay. Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bleeding heart liberal hippie treehugger commie bastard, and I'm even bisexual myself, but DAMN these two were gay. Everything was going fine, right up until I served them their food. Instead of the usual "enjoy your meal" bit that I usually say, /b/ seized control of my brain.

"There you are, guys. Enjoy your AIDS." As soon as that A passed my lips, alarm bells went nuts in my head. But it was too late. I didn't realize what I had just done until I had finished speaking. The two guys just stared at me in shock for a moment, and I went pale. I knew that my days of free pizza and all the Mountain Dew I could drink were over in that one instant.

The two dudes go APESHIT. My manager comes over, and there's screaming about hate crimes, bigotry, lawsuits, and one of them even stood up and threatened to beat the shit out of me. We got into a fight, and my manager got scared, and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

grillis wrote:Haven't had anything to contribute until now.

A few nights ago I had to remove some of these:



Was holding back gag reflexes from just seeing it come out, on top of that the physical prodding of finger-to-throat was causing extra gagging.. but worst of all was THE SMELL!!! Urgh it reeeeked and that was causing even more gagging.. I felt incredibly nauseous. Had no idea these things existed, and was shocked to find them sitting on the back of my throat after I checked one evening because it felt as if something was stuck there. I'm usually pretty OCD with my oral hygiene as well so this was just an all round horrible experience. Was glad to find out they're relatively common tho and not the result of bad hygiene or smoking. It was nowhere near as bad as the video either.

She was only 12????? I feel kinda pedoey now

bjackman wrote:I used to work at a pizza joint called Papa Gino's, which is a chain here in New England. Today, two guys came in, and they were very obviously a couple. Never in my life have I seen people this blatantly gay. Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bleeding heart liberal hippie treehugger commie bastard, and I'm even bisexual myself, but DAMN these two were gay. Everything was going fine, right up until I served them their food. Instead of the usual "enjoy your meal" bit that I usually say, /b/ seized control of my brain.

"There you are, guys. Enjoy your AIDS." As soon as that A passed my lips, alarm bells went nuts in my head. But it was too late. I didn't realize what I had just done until I had finished speaking. The two guys just stared at me in shock for a moment, and I went pale. I knew that my days of free pizza and all the Mountain Dew I could drink were over in that one instant.

The two dudes go APESHIT. My manager comes over, and there's screaming about hate crimes, bigotry, lawsuits, and one of them even stood up and threatened to beat the shit out of me. We got into a fight, and my manager got scared, and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

wtf?!

upstateface wrote:

grillis wrote:Haven't had anything to contribute until now.

A few nights ago I had to remove some of these:



Was holding back gag reflexes from just seeing it come out, on top of that the physical prodding of finger-to-throat was causing extra gagging.. but worst of all was THE SMELL!!! Urgh it reeeeked and that was causing even more gagging.. I felt incredibly nauseous. Had no idea these things existed, and was shocked to find them sitting on the back of my throat after I checked one evening because it felt as if something was stuck there. I'm usually pretty OCD with my oral hygiene as well so this was just an all round horrible experience. Was glad to find out they're relatively common tho and not the result of bad hygiene or smoking. It was nowhere near as bad as the video either.

She was only 12????? I feel kinda pedoey now

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK ARE THEY?!?!! i almost puked... fuck...

I JUST REALIZED THAT I'VE HAD TONSIL STONES BEFORE

I never knew what the fuck they were, but every couple of months, i would get these weird little things in my mouth... about a cubic mm or so, 1.5 mm^3 at the most, and I always wondered what the fuck they were and how they got there. then i'd just spit them out and carry on with my life. haven't had any in at least two years though.

Now I know.

Existing

Phigure wrote:






I JUST REALIZED THAT I'VE HAD TONSIL STONES BEFORE

I never knew what the fuck they were, but every couple of months, i would get these weird little things in my mouth... about a cubic mm or so, 1.5 mm^3 at the most, and I always wondered what the fuck they were and how they got there. then i'd just spit them out and carry on with my life. haven't had any in at least two years though.

Now I know.

SAME.

Those things always excite the gag reflex a little...

fucking disgusting.

fuck that most disgusting things i've ever seen

Wasn't that bad...

noam wrote:fuck that most disgusting things i've ever seen

tell me about it.. seriously can't get over the fact I had them collecting in my mouth for probably my whole life.

had the same problem as you Phigure... every couple of months I'd just cough up a tiny little piece not knowing what it was. If I were you i'd have a good look at the back of your throat.. get an led torch, open wide and kinda say 'aaaa' until your throat pushes all the way forward.. then give it a prod (be careful it's pretty sensitive tissue back there I started bleeding a few times doing this)

Phigure wrote:






I JUST REALIZED THAT I'VE HAD TONSIL STONES BEFORE

I never knew what the fuck they were, but every couple of months, i would get these weird little things in my mouth... about a cubic mm or so, 1.5 mm^3 at the most, and I always wondered what the fuck they were and how they got there. then i'd just spit them out and carry on with my life. haven't had any in at least two years though.

Now I know.

me too...

if you think that looks nasty

just start at 1:50
& watch till the end



isn't that lovely?

never had that tho

I don't even have my tonsils anymore

this is the worst thing this thread has come up with so far... its FUCKING GRIM

i KNOW i dont have them cos i dont have Tonsils... but stuff like this makes me crawl...

surely you'd be able to tell if you had them?? dont you get really bad breath from it?!

lool, i was like oh shit what if i get these one day:O????

then i remembered i had my tonsils removed when i was 8 years old,. . .

wtf calcified pus

WHY

Glad I was finally able to contribute tho

noam wrote:this is the worst thing this thread has come up with so far... its FUCKING GRIM

i KNOW i dont have them cos i dont have Tonsils... but stuff like this makes me crawl...

surely you'd be able to tell if you had them?? dont you get really bad breath from it?!

I'm sure a bad case of smegma would be 1000x worse.

Dutchstep wrote:if you think that looks nasty

just start at 1:50
& watch till the end



isn't that lovely?

never had that tho

That's fucked.

noam wrote:this is the worst thing this thread has come up with so far... its FUCKING GRIM

i KNOW i dont have them cos i dont have Tonsils... but stuff like this makes me crawl...

surely you'd be able to tell if you had them?? dont you get really bad breath from it?!

"They are a cause of halitosis (bad breath)."

for some reason, i'm really hungry now