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pdomino wrote:Granted, but your platforms and acid addiction make you snap your ankles every week.

I wish I had some big tits in my hands right now.

Granted, but they're Bob's Bitch Tits

I wish I didnt have to wait a week to go snowboarding.

granted, you just went snowboarding and broke your legs so badly that you're now lying in a hospital bed waiting to have them amputated

i wish id been snowboarding before

badger wrote:granted, you just went snowboarding and broke your legs so badly that you're now lying in a hospital bed waiting to have them amputated

i wish id been snowboarding before

Granted, we went together and you cutting me off was the cause of my accident leaving me in the hospital. Unfortunately you cut me off on your way into a tree, head-first, leaving you in the persistant vegitative state you are in lying in the hospital bed next to me.

I wish Tahoe was closer to LA.

granted, the earthquakes in california got so bad that most of LA disappeared and theyre now actually the same place

i wish i knew where tahoe was without having to google it

granted, but now thats the only piece of information you are able to retain with out having to use google.

I wish I had three wishes

kidlogic wrote:granted, but now thats the only piece of information you are able to retain with out having to use google.

I wish I had three wishes

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Granted, but for the last wish you wish for your previous two to be undone by mistake.

I wish it was 5pm already... standard!!!

Chu wrote:

kidlogic wrote:granted, but now thats the only piece of information you are able to retain with out having to use google.

I wish I had three wishes

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Granted, but for the last wish you wish for your previous two to be undone by mistake.

I wish it was 5pm already... standard!!!

Granted! It's now 5pm here in Finland.

Wish my essay was done properly and returned so i wouldn't have to feel this stressed about it.

granted your essay is done,

but you wrote it in disappearing ink!


I wish my co-worker wasn't such an idiot

Granted, but now they are way better at your job than you and you lose your job.

I wish it wasnt raining here in SoCal (even though we need it, but I got a bus to catch in a few)

kidlogic wrote:Granted, but now they are way better at your job than you and you lose your job.

I wish it wasnt raining here in SoCal (even though we need it, but I got a bus to catch in a few)

granted, the rain mutates into glass hailstone and kills every loved person in each state of america. except you. but then you commit suicide coz u was lonely.

i wish my taxi would show up so i can get to my show, do my pa, collect the 2hundred quid and get home.

spooKs wrote:

BlizzardMusic wrote:

kidlogic wrote:
i wish my taxi would show up so i can get to my show, do my pa, collect the 2hundred quid and get home.

granted, but at the show you realize you actually have to have sex with your dad, not rap into a mic - the 200 quid seems a relatively small amount for your efforts


i wish my girlfriend could get ready quicker

classagraphics wrote:

BlizzardMusic wrote:

kidlogic wrote:
i wish my taxi would show up so i can get to my show, do my pa, collect the 2hundred quid and get home.

granted, but at the show you realize you actually have to have sex with your dad, not rap into a mic - the 200 quid seems a relatively small amount for your efforts


i wish my girlfriend could get ready quicker

granted, but now she never washes, dresses like a hobo, stinks of piss, and hates you.

i wish i was fireproof

Dopplegangbanger wrote:

classagraphics wrote:

BlizzardMusic wrote:

kidlogic wrote:
i wish my taxi would show up so i can get to my show, do my pa, collect the 2hundred quid and get home.

granted, but at the show you realize you actually have to have sex with your dad, not rap into a mic - the 200 quid seems a relatively small amount for your efforts


i wish my girlfriend could get ready quicker

granted, but now she never washes, dresses like a hobo, stinks of piss, and hates you.

i wish i was fireproof

granted, but your ashes already.
i wish my contract had more minutes

Granted, but those minutes are being used by the theif who stole it last night

I wish money had never been invented.

pdomino wrote:Granted, but those minutes are being used by the theif who stole it last night

I wish money had never been invented.

granted, but staring at naked old lady's right in the vagina is the new currency.

i wish a theif didn't steal my phone

BlizzardMusic wrote:

pdomino wrote:Granted, but those minutes are being used by the theif who stole it last night

I wish money had never been invented.

granted, but staring at naked old lady's right in the vagina is the new currency.

i wish a theif didn't steal my phone

Granted, however your parents now have sense and your new phone is due on your 16th birthday and it will be a Nokia 5110


I wish this topic would smash over 1000 replies!

Ashley wrote:

BlizzardMusic wrote:

pdomino wrote:Granted, but those minutes are being used by the theif who stole it last night

I wish money had never been invented.

granted, but staring at naked old lady's right in the vagina is the new currency.

i wish a theif didn't steal my phone

Granted, however your parents now have sense and your new phone is due on your 16th birthday and it will be a Nokia 5110


I wish this topic would smash over 1000 replies!

granted, but their all double posts.
i wish i had a costa coffee right now

granted, but its 3 days old

i wish it was a different day