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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 1:24 am
by OGLemon
lol self par

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 1:48 am
by ehbes
tbf cuddle time is nice every now and then

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:17 am
by m8son666
orangeluva56 wrote:so this girl told me she wasnt a virgin so i cut off all communication with her

shame

:(
you did the right thing man, she sounds like a whore tbh

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:56 am
by Doozle
ehbrums1 wrote:tbf cuddle time is nice every now and then
Sometime a man just needs to be a little spoon

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:01 am
by Phigure
big spoon is so shit my arm always falls asleep

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:30 am
by garethom
Phigure wrote:big spoon is so shit my arm always falls asleep
U dun kno the correct positioning man. Have your lying arm in the hole formed by her shoulder and neck. And then, if your arm still goes dead, my only thought is that you're not hench enough bro.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:37 am
by Riddles
nice 5 hour drive to work. 2 hours late...

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:50 am
by Electric_Head
orangeluva56 wrote:so this girl told me she wasnt a virgin so i cut off all communication with her

shame

:(
:lol:

She doesn't like you enough.
She'd have lied otherwise.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:51 am
by Riddles
garethom wrote:
Phigure wrote:big spoon is so shit my arm always falls asleep
U dun kno the correct positioning man. Have your lying arm in the hole formed by her shoulder and neck. And then, if your arm still goes dead, my only thought is that you're not hench enough bro.
yeh, gotta use that neck gap. tbh little spoon is better tho

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 12:58 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
To you guys who like skinning up at next guy's gaf, ask before you grab the first thing in sight to skin up on :u:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 1:00 pm
by Electric_Head
Pedro Sánchez wrote:To you guys who like skinning up at next guy's gaf, ask before you grab the first thing in sight to skin up on :u:
I don't mind as long as it's cleaned afterward.
I'd guess that's where the problem lies?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 1:04 pm
by murky21
got a designated chopping board 4 that shit burguh brugurh

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 1:06 pm
by Electric_Head
murky21 wrote:got a designated chopping board 4 that shit burguh brugurh
That's the way.
I've got a nice oval wooden bowl.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 1:07 pm
by kidshuffle
Riddles wrote:
garethom wrote:
Phigure wrote:big spoon is so shit my arm always falls asleep
U dun kno the correct positioning man. Have your lying arm in the hole formed by her shoulder and neck. And then, if your arm still goes dead, my only thought is that you're not hench enough bro.
yeh, gotta use that neck gap. tbh little spoon is better tho
little spoon is literally for women and midgets. are you either? :6:

if your arm keeps falling asleep in big spoon, you actually have two options - piihb or kick the bitch out

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 1:07 pm
by Riddles
kidshuffle wrote:
Riddles wrote:
garethom wrote:
Phigure wrote:big spoon is so shit my arm always falls asleep
U dun kno the correct positioning man. Have your lying arm in the hole formed by her shoulder and neck. And then, if your arm still goes dead, my only thought is that you're not hench enough bro.
yeh, gotta use that neck gap. tbh little spoon is better tho
little spoon is literally for women and midgets. are you either? :6:

if your arm keeps falling asleep in big spoon, you actually have two options - piihb or kick the bitch out
jetpack mate. get to know

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 1:09 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
Electric_Head wrote:
Pedro Sánchez wrote:To you guys who like skinning up at next guy's gaf, ask before you grab the first thing in sight to skin up on :u:
I don't mind as long as it's cleaned afterward.
I'd guess that's where the problem lies?
One of my dickhead friends has grabbed a super rare and expensive book of my bookshelf without asking me, to use, not only did he put it back without cleaning it but there are burn marks on the cover. I now have to find out which degenerate twat has pulled it but I will never find that book again to replace, not for what I payed.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 1:12 pm
by Electric_Head
Pedro Sánchez wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:
Pedro Sánchez wrote:To you guys who like skinning up at next guy's gaf, ask before you grab the first thing in sight to skin up on :u:
I don't mind as long as it's cleaned afterward.
I'd guess that's where the problem lies?
One of my dickhead friends has grabbed a super rare and expensive book of my bookshelf without asking me, to use, not only did he put it back without cleaning it but there are burn marks on the cover. I now have to find out which degenerate twat has pulled it but I will never find that book again to replace, not for what I payed.
A book?
That's not on.
Ask for a magazine or something, don't just use mans assets.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 1:15 pm
by ultraspatial
kidshuffle wrote:
Riddles wrote:
garethom wrote:
Phigure wrote:big spoon is so shit my arm always falls asleep
U dun kno the correct positioning man. Have your lying arm in the hole formed by her shoulder and neck. And then, if your arm still goes dead, my only thought is that you're not hench enough bro.
yeh, gotta use that neck gap. tbh little spoon is better tho
little spoon is literally for women and midgets. are you either? :6:

if your arm keeps falling asleep in big spoon, you actually have two options - piihb or kick the bitch out
girlfriend -> piihb
random -> kick the bitch out
imo

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 1:22 pm
by kidshuffle
Electric_Head wrote:
Pedro Sánchez wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:
Pedro Sánchez wrote:To you guys who like skinning up at next guy's gaf, ask before you grab the first thing in sight to skin up on :u:
I don't mind as long as it's cleaned afterward.
I'd guess that's where the problem lies?
One of my dickhead friends has grabbed a super rare and expensive book of my bookshelf without asking me, to use, not only did he put it back without cleaning it but there are burn marks on the cover. I now have to find out which degenerate twat has pulled it but I will never find that book again to replace, not for what I payed.
A book?
That's not on.
Ask for a magazine or something, don't just use mans assets.
I actually use David Attenborough's "Private Life of Plants". I find it quite fitting :cornlol:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 1:24 pm
by kidshuffle
ultraspatial wrote: girlfriend -> piihb
random -> kick the bitch out
imo
i dont discriminate 8)