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^ not worth the fight..

She's probably pregnant with your baby and feels that if she doesn't cement the relationship now then you'll just leave her.
Not far off from the truth though considering you fell asleep while talking to her.
Might as well have fallen asleep on the job.

tsk tsk

As a cross dresser I'd have thought you'd be empathetic.

teamhobson wrote:Flying into Edinburgh later today and my Facebook newfeed is going OFF with heather the weathers reporting how ridiculous the winds are. Flights are being cancelled left right and centre. Got Karenn tonight at sub club and plan on getting wavey as fuck with my main man. Gonna be so pissed if i cant get home.

gods way of telling you to stay out of scotland

in my defence it was 2am and I'd had a very exhausting band practice that night, when I woke up I still had my phone in my hand from where I'd been messaging her

particle-jim wrote:Had a row with my gf this morning because I didn't message her last night to say I was going to sleep and fell asleep mid-conversation. Tried to explain that my sleeping patterns are so fucked that it's hard for me to predict when I will fall asleep, sometimes I'll say goodnight to her then be awake for another 3 hours, other times I'll instantly fall asleep even when I'm trying to stay awake because we're talking, she's having none of it... Women are hard work man

Nightmare when you're at a distance; but as hard as I find it to walk away when I think I'm right, sometimes you've just got to take an L and move the conversation on.

Last week I'm pretty sure I ended up apologizing for having a cold.

My wife gets pissed at me when the internet connection goes down.

magma wrote:

particle-jim wrote:Had a row with my gf this morning because I didn't message her last night to say I was going to sleep and fell asleep mid-conversation. Tried to explain that my sleeping patterns are so fucked that it's hard for me to predict when I will fall asleep, sometimes I'll say goodnight to her then be awake for another 3 hours, other times I'll instantly fall asleep even when I'm trying to stay awake because we're talking, she's having none of it... Women are hard work man

Nightmare when you're at a distance; but as hard as I find it to walk away when I think I'm right, sometimes you've just got to take an L and move the conversation on.

Last week I'm pretty sure I ended up apologizing for having a cold.

Oh don't get me wrong, just about every other word I've used has been 'sorry'

this winds on a beef ting

man

jim

dont fcking apologise LOL. sometimes u just need to be harsh with women and say "look lass, i knwo youve got a lot more hormones than me and whatever, but ur just being a puuuure unreasonable crazy bitch now. u need to get a grasp on reality"

and then slap her

the more u apologise for them being insane and unreasonable, the more insane and unreasonable thery become

bitches love slaps

magma wrote:

m8son wrote:sorry can't emphasise with your story unless you mention his race

He's a middle aged, white Australian.

Now he's in stitches because he heard an Indian name with more than 3 syllables. He's shortened it to "Boopy".

My boss just started walking out for lunch:

Boss: "Think I'm gonna take my scarf, it's freezing!"
AusToss: "Put it round your head; we'll call you Boopy"

I can feel myself getting thicker sitting here. tnuc.

bennyfroobs wrote:man

jim

dont fcking apologise LOL

tbf, this. Sometimes you gotta know that you don't have to apologise profusely. Can reinforce the idea that you actually did something wrong, when it might just be the other half being unreasonable.

garethom wrote:

bennyfroobs wrote:man

jim

dont fcking apologise LOL

tbf, this. Sometimes you gotta know that you don't have to apologise profusely. Can reinforce the idea that you actually did something wrong, when it might just be the other half being unreasonable.

I was kinda between both, I apologized whilst still explaining how and why it happened and that it wasn't just me being an inconsiderate dick for the sake of it

particle-jim wrote:

garethom wrote:

bennyfroobs wrote:man

jim

dont fcking apologise LOL

tbf, this. Sometimes you gotta know that you don't have to apologise profusely. Can reinforce the idea that you actually did something wrong, when it might just be the other half being unreasonable.

I was kinda between both, I apologized whilst still explaining how and why it happened and that it wasn't just me being an inconsiderate dick for the sake of it

Have a word with your spellcheck.

Yeah, obvs not knowing the situation, doesn't seem like it should require more than a "sorry, I fell asleep" to resolve it.

wub wrote:

particle-jim wrote:

garethom wrote:

bennyfroobs wrote:man

jim

dont fcking apologise LOL

tbf, this. Sometimes you gotta know that you don't have to apologise profusely. Can reinforce the idea that you actually did something wrong, when it might just be the other half being unreasonable.

I was kinda between both, I apologized whilst still explaining how and why it happened and that it wasn't just me being an inconsiderate dick for the sake of it

Have a word with your spellcheck.

for some reason it won't let me change it to English UK and is just stuck on English US, it used to be in french though so still an improvement

smoked a full pack today.

habits gettin worse

garethom wrote:Yeah, obvs not knowing the situation, doesn't seem like it should require more than a "sorry, I fell asleep" to resolve it.

It's cos this exact thing's happened before, fucking 7hr time difference means she's having her lunch break about the time I'm getting ready for bed so sometimes I fall asleep mid conversation, I know what'll happen, she'll be moody with me for a day or two until she get's distracted by something else (probably work being shit or having loads of stuff to do for her masters), I'll cheer her up about that by generally being the nice, supportive, good guy I am (fedoresque), she'll forget about the falling asleep thing and everything will be bless again

You kind of also need to realize that you are in a long distance relationship and it is understandable that she may be a bit concerned that you're loosing interest or something.
It's just a natural fear.

Reassure her.

particle-jim wrote:

garethom wrote:Yeah, obvs not knowing the situation, doesn't seem like it should require more than a "sorry, I fell asleep" to resolve it.

It's cos this exact thing's happened before, fucking 7hr time difference means she's having her lunch break about the time I'm getting ready for bed so sometimes I fall asleep mid conversation, I know what'll happen, she'll be moody with me for a day or two until she get's distracted by something else (probably work being shit or having loads of stuff to do for her masters), I'll cheer her up about that by generally being the nice, supportive, good guy I am (fedoresque), she'll forget about the falling asleep thing and everything will be bless again

Until next time and there's a bag of civil servant's heads in your front garden...