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Missus does my head in sometimes, makes so much mess in the kitchen, uses a million pans to cook some beans or whatever.

No idea what she's had in the microwave, but it's all over the platter and is acrid as fuck.

Buys shit like organic yogurt, eats a bit of it then shoves it to the back of the fridge with no thought as what happens when you just leave it


A clean fridge is what she's getting for Christmas

sounds like shes got ya right where she wants ya

Nah mess just don't bother her, while bothering me a lot

Tbh I blame my mum for always keeping her house spotless

Blud I'd say something about it if I were you

I did, she doesn't know what she was cooking in the microwave

my mate found a tenner in his chair at a bar last night

had a root around in mine and cut my finger on some broken glass

ffs

skimpi wrote:

man he is british as fuck

Doozle wrote:I did, she doesn't know what she was cooking in the microwave

its time to slap a bitch

tell her to tidy her own fucking mess up

lecture her like a toddler, its clearly what she needs by the sounds of things

logan sama is such a pagan tnuc

m8son wrote:logan sama is such a pagan tnuc

Is he still on the whole interview-people-whilst-gurning thing?

dunno everything he posts on twitter or instagram belongs in the cringe thread tho

skimpi wrote:

Oi m8 wrong thread... http://www.dubstepforum.com/forum/viewt ... start=3900

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Trying to wrap a sphere shaped present

If that weren't enough the draw that has scissors in it is stuck shut

I've had 0 concentration the last few days and I need to deliver a first draft of a paper to my promoter next week.
Took me a week to write 3 pages and practically no references. Sigh.

Been waiting two fucking weeks for a bank statement to send to my new employer so they can give me a start date.
Nothings arrived so I called them up and they have said nothings been sent.
USELESS FUCKS!
Now Im getting one sent to my bank in 3 days (why was this not offered before?!) so im going to have to leave work early to pick it up to then run across the road to post it and pray it gets to who needs to see it by the end of the week.
THEN hope that people are in work on the monday to email me the final form, so I can get a fucking start date.
THEN I have to work a months notice.
I should have been moving out on the first week of Jan beofre all this bollocks.

The only silver lining is that if I leave at the end of January and work my notice, Ill get £500 for my unused annual leave.

Unpleasantly surpised by Pedro Sanchez's new avatar

Johoosh wrote:Unpleasantly surpised by Pedro Sanchez's new avatar

BRING BACK THE RILEY