Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:12 am
I must be huntin' for treasure because I'm diggin' yer chest.
Did it hurt?
what?
when you fell from heaven.
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:18 am
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:08 am
Is that a ladder in your stockings?
Well I've got an erection.
Well I've got an erection.
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:28 am
Get your crash helmet, you're going through the headboard.
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:38 am
AnalGangstaHo wrote:Get your crash helmet, you're going through the headboard.
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:42 am
AnalGangstaHo wrote:Get your crash helmet, you're going through the headboard.
I like itPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:40 am
Your eyes are blue like the ocean...and im lost at see baby!
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:50 am
fancy a kfc?
a kock filled tnuc baby!
a kock filled tnuc baby!
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:50 am
What would Jesus do?
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:58 am
fark orf wi thatThe Acid Never Lies wrote:What would Jesus do?
i am secure in myself enough to admit to my past lol
i am not a christian now
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:24 pm
Only joshing with ya - I certainly have nothing against Christians even if my people did kill Christ
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:01 pm
"my cock is sore, rub it better for me"
"Oh hello, I was hoping to have finnished this before you woke up.....mind if I carry on almost finnished now"
"Fancy a sip of this, I promise you there is no Rohipnol in it this time"
"Oh hello, I was hoping to have finnished this before you woke up.....mind if I carry on almost finnished now"
"Fancy a sip of this, I promise you there is no Rohipnol in it this time"
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:04 pm
Winner.AnalGangstaHo wrote:Get your crash helmet, you're going through the headboard.
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:21 pm
how do you like your eggs in the morning?
fried or fertilised?
giggity
fried or fertilised?
giggity
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:23 pm
AHAHAHAHAHHAAunfold wrote:how do you like your eggs in the morning?
fried or fertilised?
giggity
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:29 pm
you work in the movie business?The Acid Never Lies wrote:Only joshing with ya - I certainly have nothing against Christians even if my people did kill Christ
jk
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:35 pm
unfold wrote:how do you like your eggs in the morning?
fried or fertilised?
giggity
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:24 am
cornball-"where's the bathroom?"
victim-"that way and down the hallway"
cornball-"cause uninate plus a number 2"
uh..............
i know that was horrible, whats worse is i made that up
toilet humor massive
knock knock
whose there?
blue
blue who?
I dont know but i hope im next
jesus ill stop now..
victim-"that way and down the hallway"
cornball-"cause uninate plus a number 2"
uh..............
i know that was horrible, whats worse is i made that up
toilet humor massiveknock knock
whose there?
blue
blue who?
I dont know but i hope im next
jesus ill stop now..
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:28 am
That's terrible - I would expect my 12 year old nephew to hang his head after that oneGreen Eggs and Sam wrote: knock knock
whose there?
blue
blue who?
I dont know but i hope im next
jesus ill stop now..
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:33 am
The Acid Never Lies wrote:That's terrible - I would expect my 12 year old nephew to hang his head after that oneGreen Eggs and Sam wrote: knock knock
whose there?
blue
blue who?
I dont know but i hope im next
jesus ill stop now..
haha