Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:57 am
vaginal lootingDead Rats wrote:If you have sex with a hooker after she's fallen asleep, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:00 am
thisSD5 wrote:too long
(a time, that is)
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:01 am
Secret Ninja Hideout gangbang?
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:11 am
*cough* close to 2 years. im going insane. the "friend zone" is an all too familiar place, gotta stop making friends, ive got enough of those.
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:15 am
Spire wrote:*cough* close to 2 years. im going insane. the "friend zone" is an all too familiar place, gotta stop making friends, ive got enough of those.
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:15 am
DOES THE GANGBANG CONSIST OF ONLY ME AND YOU?The_Dza88 wrote:Secret Ninja Hideout gangbang?
IN THAT CASE, DEAL, MR. BANKER.
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:16 am
i know i know! that is an appropriate face though, lol.BNanni wrote:
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:19 am
I honestly couldn't think of anything else to say.Spire wrote:i know i know! that is an appropriate face though, lol.BNanni wrote:
Stop making friends!
I'm sure with all the friends you've made over the past 2 years, one will wunna have sex with you.
Ask around, see if any of them want to be your fuck buddy.
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:21 am
This girl sure is high maintenance, Trotsky. I hope you know what you're getting yourself into.BNanni wrote:I'm sure with all the friends you've made over the past 2 years, one will wunna have sex with you.Spire wrote:i know i know! that is an appropriate face though, lol.BNanni wrote:
Ask around, see if any of them want to be your fuck buddy.
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:22 am
Dead Rats wrote:DOES THE GANGBANG CONSIST OF ONLY ME AND YOU?The_Dza88 wrote:Secret Ninja Hideout gangbang?
IN THAT CASE, DEAL, MR. BANKER.
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:24 am
haha, ask around. ill just send out a mass text tomorrow morn. done.BNanni wrote:I honestly couldn't think of anything else to say.
Stop making friends!
I'm sure with all the friends you've made over the past 2 years, one will wunna have sex with you.
Ask around, see if any of them want to be your fuck buddy.
i totally should though, haha.
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:27 am
Mass Text? You might wanna delete Pizza Hut, the ket dealer and your mum from your phone before you do that.Spire wrote:haha, ask around. ill just send out a mass text tomorrow morn. done.BNanni wrote:I honestly couldn't think of anything else to say.
Stop making friends!
I'm sure with all the friends you've made over the past 2 years, one will wunna have sex with you.
Ask around, see if any of them want to be your fuck buddy.
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:28 am
what? i need options. your advice sucks.Dead Rats wrote:Mass Text? You might wanna delete Pizza Hut, the ket dealer and your mum from your phone before you do thatSpire wrote:haha, ask around. ill just send out a mass text tomorrow morn. done.BNanni wrote:I honestly couldn't think of anything else to say.
Stop making friends!
I'm sure with all the friends you've made over the past 2 years, one will wunna have sex with you.
Ask around, see if any of them want to be your fuck buddy.
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:29 am
and we dont have a Pizza Hut around here
was good when i had it in LA.
was good when i had it in LA.
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:30 am
No you really might want to deleate those numbers.Spire wrote:what? i need options. your advice sucks.Dead Rats wrote: Mass Text? You might wanna delete Pizza Hut, the ket dealer and your mum from your phone before you do that
How awkward would it be just to walk in and find the pizza guy, your dealer and your mum all naked in bed.
Waiting for you.
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:33 am
I'd hope the Pizza Guy bought some garlic bread with him, because I'd be about to stuff' my mothers crust with my 10" meatball.BNanni wrote:No you really might want to deleate those numbers.Spire wrote:what? i need options. your advice sucks.Dead Rats wrote: Mass Text? You might wanna delete Pizza Hut, the ket dealer and your mum from your phone before you do that
How awkward would it be just to walk in and find the pizza guy, your dealer and your mum all naked in bed.
Waiting for you.
And then I'd do some ket with my dealer and talk about trippy shit.
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:34 am
"really really". thats how awkward.BNanni wrote:No you really might want to deleate those numbers.
How awkward would it be just to walk in and find the pizza guy, your dealer and your mum all naked in bed.
Waiting for you.
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:17 am
23 years.
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:44 am
Buahaha!!BNanni wrote:No you really might want to deleate those numbers.Spire wrote:what? i need options. your advice sucks.Dead Rats wrote: Mass Text? You might wanna delete Pizza Hut, the ket dealer and your mum from your phone before you do that
How awkward would it be just to walk in and find the pizza guy, your dealer and your mum all naked in bed.
Waiting for you.
I think I'd rather be abstinent for another year than see that
Edit: Debatable
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:56 am
Dead Rats wrote:Had a dry cockl for about 10 months.
