Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:09 am
by drdeft
lol , I love when girls are doing anal dubstep !
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:37 pm
by tronn
bass hertz wrote:tell her she sounds like an anal virgin
This, if it makes a noise.
If it's silent but deadly, don't say a word, keep a straight face, get a bottle of febreeze and spray her butt, or the general region around it. Then pretend like it never happened.
One of two things will happen, she'll be embarassed and laugh it off.
She'll be embarrassed and leave (she'll be back though)
Either way she'll get the picture - if you need to poot take your lazy ass to the bathroom
manillathrilla wrote:ok true story i had anal wiht my x in the back of a car...nutted in her rear then pulled my willie out and saw poop all over it and it stunk. she got real nervous and asked me for a plastic bag so i picked one off the floor and she immediately started shitting in it. the car smelt pretty bad for about ten minutes and i had to rub hand sanitizer all over my weiner. in the end it was a beautiful bonding experience.
Its always good when you can see someone at their absolute worst and be cool with it. it establishes trust.
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:15 pm
by south3rn
manillathrilla wrote:what if she poops?
ladies should not poop. public or private. unladylike.
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:13 pm
by manillathrilla
2 girls 1 cup
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:32 pm
by miscreant
Go chris brown on her ass and call her a fat slag.
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:40 pm
by bass hertz
manillathrilla wrote:2 girls 1 cup
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:57 pm
by manillathrilla
i vomited after seeing that picture
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:18 pm
by manuel
girls fart?
ewww
nah but seriously a girls hotness goes to nothing if she is going to fart in public lol
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:30 pm
by bright maroon
..the automatic child locks on car windows can be an excellent source of entertainment..
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:37 pm
by bass hertz
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:41 am
by zephhh
what a beautiful video. thought they would freak out at the end and fighting like hell..
and to the topic....
.......fart bacK?
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:31 pm
by z.u.bee
i'd bottle it and sell it on ebay to those nerdy types that never got any closer to gettin some ass than that said fart...
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:35 pm
by 86.
z.u.bee wrote:i'd bottle it and sell it on ebay to those nerdy types that never got any closer to gettin some ass than that said fart...
rofl
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 11:05 pm
by the acid never lies
Farting? My ex would even take shits in front of me
Hey I'm trying to enjoy my shower time here!!
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 11:08 pm
by manillathrilla
my x shit in front me me too and i would have her hold my shlong when i took a piss
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 11:15 pm
by the acid never lies
manillathrilla wrote:my x shit in front me me too and i would have her hold my shlong when i took a piss
dude...
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 11:26 pm
by 86.
the acid never lies wrote:Farting? My ex would even take shits in front of me
Hey I'm trying to enjoy my shower time here!!
LOL that would be bad. it would be like a shit sauna, with all the humidity (assuming you use hot water)
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:46 am
by nousd
....depends on which way she's facing
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:45 am
by lil-tee
congratualte her, obviously.
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:49 pm
by gnome
the acid never lies wrote:Farting? My ex would even take shits in front of me
