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Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:10 pm
by unwind
magma wrote:
gwa wrote:I have spent 20 quid on food today. I do not need to eat but I can't help myself.

This is fucking shit I have no self control. Someone kill me
Can we swap some metabolism somehow? I can't put on weight for love nor fucking money!
This.
I work pretty much next to a McDonalds 5 days a week, and have it pretty much 3 days a week. I eat Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner every day, without fail, aswell as snacks here and there, but as soon as I put the slightest bit of weight on, it's almost as if i sleep the shit off. I don't really even excercise a lot, which should really make me fatter, and I hardly smoke at all - one doobie a day and probably not even one cigarrette per month. My metabolism is probably faster than I am at eating. I don't get it...

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:20 pm
by sonar
out to the ninjas trying to put on weight, i've been eating like a mother fucker for the last month and managed to put on about 1/2 a stone. Still only puts me on 12 1/2 stone though which isn't much for 6 4". Really hard to do on a student budget though.

Just eat shit loads of everything, then 2hrs later eat shit loads more, and snack inbetween. Lots of pasta, cheese, milk, chicken, red meat, wheatabix (carbs), beans, wholemeal bread.

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:58 am
by SwordRaven
I've quite literally bankrupted myself on miss millies fried chicken. fucks sake it wasn't even that good but I'm miserable and can't stop eating.

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:29 am
by Shae
Oiii, I reffed to basketball games last night, had a can of tuna inbetween the games, trying to be all healthy n shit, went home rolled a zoot n all hell broke loose, I had a full tin of those posh wafer sticks - a full fuckin tin, half a slab of chocolate fudge cake, 3 milkyways, 3 milkyway crispy rolls, 2 bags of crisps...
and that's me bein good... on bad nights I have 3/4 bags of crisps, n a full slab of chocofudge cake, it is the best ever thought under a quid from homebargains and it's fuckin lush... it's like millionaires shortbread but digestive biscuit sort of ting instead of shortbread, If i go mcd's or something it's usually 2/3 doubles, then maybe kfc for a minifillet

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:34 am
by djacroama
where the fuck is this home bargains!!!???!!! it sounds like my holy land!

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:36 am
by pikeymobile
djacroama wrote:where the fuck is this home bargains!!!???!!! it sounds like my holy land!
I've got one in town by me, it is the holy land. It's insanely cheap in there, for proper brands too, not knock offs. God knows how they make any profit. I usually pop down and buy 3 kinder buenos, 3 bottles of 500ml pepsi and 2 boxes of chocolate fingers for 3 quid :D

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:43 am
by djacroama
pikeymobile wrote:
djacroama wrote:where the fuck is this home bargains!!!???!!! it sounds like my holy land!
I've got one in town by me, it is the holy land. It's insanely cheap in there, for proper brands too, not knock offs. God knows how they make any profit. I usually pop down and buy 3 kinder buenos, 3 bottles of 500ml pepsi and 2 boxes of chocolate fingers for 3 quid :D
want to do a house swap with me? theres no home bargains BUT there used to be a lidel, it got knocked down but you can still imagine its there

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:19 pm
by badger
djacroama wrote:where the fuck is this home bargains!!!???!!! it sounds like my holy land!
it's amazing. i used to go there until the one near me closed down. i didn't even get to say goodbye before it was gone :cry:

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:26 pm
by dubluke
argh, resisting the urge to eat loads of pizza etc. at the moment, on a healthy kick (foodwise) - DRAG!

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:32 pm
by djacroama
dont feel bad.

my food checklist so far today (ive been here 3 hours):

1 Sandwich (Chicken, sweetcorn and mango chut)
2 Packets of hulahoops
1 packet quavers
1 mars bar
1 tube of fruit pastles.

:oops: :o :?

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:36 pm
by gwa
Today so far

1 twix
1 seabrook crisps
1 Large shepards pie from last night
2 large portions of veg sushi. (8 rolls in each)
2 bottles of sprite

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:40 pm
by dubluke
fucking hell george!!

today's healthy selection

1. 2 slices toast + marmite
2. Carrot dipped in HOOMARSE
3. A glass of milk

But then I plan to get drunk later so that will probably undo it all

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:42 pm
by djacroama
dubluke wrote:fucking hell george!!

today's healthy selection

1. 2 slices toast + marmite
2. Carrot dipped in HOOMARSE
3. A glass of milk

But then I plan to get drunk later so that will probably undo it all
with one swift pint you would have matched the calories haha. then comes the urge to resist getting a keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebab

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:47 pm
by dubluke
djacroama wrote:
dubluke wrote:fucking hell george!!

today's healthy selection

1. 2 slices toast + marmite
2. Carrot dipped in HOOMARSE
3. A glass of milk

But then I plan to get drunk later so that will probably undo it all
with one swift pint you would have matched the calories haha. then comes the urge to resist getting a keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebab
yeah exactly haha, maybe i'll just drink straight whisky

that will probably end badly though, a whisky drunk is a bad drunk

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:51 pm
by gwa
Vodka luke!

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:27 pm
by 2manynoobs
try smoking less weed. Would definitely work for me :W:

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:14 pm
by gwa
Get on't phetamine diet!

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:27 pm
by kay
ch3 wrote:Oh dear. All 3 of you just shut up :D Simon, I think it's because you do too much cardio at raves ;) You need to calm down and spend few months on the sofa, we'll talk then. George, I'm gonna drag Kay to next Leeds DMZ - we should have some nice meal beforehand! :twisted:
:W:

I've been eating so much since autumn began. I wouldn't mind too much if it was decent food as I've trying to put on weight for the last ten years, but I've just gone crazy on the takeaways.

I now have chicken dippers and 2 Papa John's pizzas sitting next to me...

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:36 pm
by gwa
Papa johns! Ch3 bluke and badger dunnnn kno!

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:43 pm
by cyberneticghost
gwa wrote:Papa johns!

Do you guys have papa johns in the U.K.? I love papa johns, especially with the garlic butter dipping sauce.