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Re: Favourite Peep Show Quotes
Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:22 pm
by HRKRT
my ex had this on the back of her toilet door
EDIT: cant really see it well but you can zoom on the original site
http://www.worldgallery.co.uk/poster/Pe ... 32164.html
EDIT EDIT: still cant see it. this is shit. i give up.
Re: Favourite Peep Show Quotes
Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:45 pm
by 64hz
ergh ergh
ergh ergh
Re: Favourite Peep Show Quotes
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:31 am
by oli90
Jerrard: "Don't go over there, it's a trap. Those trees, are not real trees."
Re: Favourite Peep Show Quotes
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:00 pm
by Liam92
From the christmas episode when Mark is putting the dinner in the shredder and Superhans comes away with "Oh, hello, Christmas smoothie!"
Re: Favourite Peep Show Quotes
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:24 pm
by wubstep
I'm officially more hardcore than Hans after last weekends episode.
"IT'S THE HEART OF DARKNESS!"
Re: Favourite Peep Show Quotes
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:22 pm
by mashmash
when mark accidentally calls johnson "dad" because he lets him use the gear stick

then pretends he says 'daddy-o'
Re: Favourite Peep Show Quotes
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:19 am
by Lurka
"what kind of a shop doesn't sell Alpen!?"
Re: Favourite Peep Show Quotes
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:12 am
by Lurka
"Alan Johnson. I'm in love"
Re: Favourite Peep Show Quotes
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:18 am
by wubstep
"IT'S THE FUCKING DIRT!" - Sir Hans.
Re: Favourite Peep Show Quotes
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:48 am
by sonar
Jeremy: Who's Johnson now Johnson
Re: Favourite Peep Show Quotes
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:10 am
by wubstep
Mark: "Four naans Jeremy? Four? That's insane"
Hans: "What we really need to do is create a powerful sense of dread. The longer the note, the more dread"
Re: Favourite Peep Show Quotes
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:42 pm
by wub
Mark - Suz, I think you should know that Jeremy has an STD
Big Suz - Oh god Jeremy. It's not AIDS is it?
Jez - No Suz, it's just harmless old don't even know it's there Chlamydia
Jez *thinks* - And I will tell her. I will tell her that I've run over and killed her dog. Right after I've cum...
Re: Favourite Peep Show Quotes
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:29 pm
by marked
Hanz: "nice packet of crunchy nut here... pretty expensive as i recall"
Re: Favourite Peep Show Quotes
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 3:06 pm
by magma
Jez: This is good, this is just like watching a porn film, except I can't see anything, I haven't got a hard on, and I want to cry...

Re: Favourite Peep Show Quotes
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 3:10 pm
by magma
Jez: Super Hans says he's come up with a bass loop for our new track that is so good, that when he tried turning it off... he literally couldn't... he actually physically couldn't do it.
Re: Favourite Peep Show Quotes
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:41 am
by Lurka
not a quote, but mark's dancing in rainbow rhythms is hilarious! his face! ahahah
Re: Favourite Peep Show Quotes
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:58 am
by topmo3
fuckin legend of a series. lovin' it.
my favourite
Johnson: Tonight should be a free-fire idea zone. Watch a DVD, eat some pizza, fuck each other. I'm serious. Fuck a chicken if that's what it takes. Watch a chicken fucking a horse. What? You think the guys who invented Google sat around watching Trumpton?

Re: Favourite Peep Show Quotes
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:01 am
by minifletch
On the newest episode
Johnson: "Just cos your looking at some titties doesn't mean you've got to suck on the nip nips"