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drokkr wrote:Build a rape tunnel.

Go into their room say you had a nightmare and can you sleep in the bed. Then calm as you like have a wank. When they notice talk like a baby and try to get yourself breast fed.
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drokkr wrote: Sell the fridge and eeplace it with a pinball machine.

Mattron wrote:Rape, murder, sell rock. that's my life.

DOOMTROOPER/T40 wrote:

drokkr wrote:Build a rape tunnel.

Go into their room say you had a nightmare and can you sleep in the bed. Then calm as you like have a wank. When they notice talk like a baby and try to get yourself breast fed.
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DjTrainWreck wrote:If they smoke cutoff some of your pubes and neatly pack it in some smokes n just leave em out, if they take your food theyll smoke your pubes. That shits slick like butter i got a friend a while back.

DOOMTROOPER/T40 wrote:

drokkr wrote:Build a rape tunnel.

Go into their room say you had a nightmare and can you sleep in the bed. Then calm as you like have a wank. When they notice talk like a baby and try to get yourself breast fed.
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Firkles wrote:

missedthebus wrote: dont think its the lasses its the three other guys. but think im going to take my revenge out on the lasses anyway. wish me luck!!

How do you say in german, "give me your bushy plate!"

Just been thinking about this in the shower (I am dedicated hehe); how about you wear nothing but their underwear of any of them, male or female and walking about the place as though it's perfectly normal and get quite angry with them when they protest?

Any man that hasn't worn a pair of knickers is a liar, I've done it just out of curiosity to see what it felt like, I bet others have here too. It is not very comfortable, one bollock kept dropping out of the gusset. So yeah, that's what I'd do if getting mad didn't work. Chances are it's probably only one of them anyway taking liberties.

I think the German for what you're after is DAS ESSEN BOOSH GUTEN TAG JA!