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Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 9:40 am
by jonam82
depends whether he paid me a million dollars first or i arranged it to film in a nasty voyeuristic way
Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 11:02 am
by magma
karmacazee wrote:particle-jim wrote:what about if she sleeps with one of your best friends... on your birthday?
I'm sooooo totally not bitter about that anymore
Replace best friend with brother, and actually catching them on your birthday, and you have me.
Sometimes the people closest to you will betray you and hurt you the most.
So how much do you get for going on Jeremy Kyle?
Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 11:15 am
by JFK
Pistonsbeneath wrote:if they have kids make sure you bum them in the mouth as well
Im gonna regret asking this............
Here goes: How on earth do you "Bum someone in the mouth"?
Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 11:21 am
by james fox
cut their achilles tendons with a breadknife and push them down a well
Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 11:31 am
by yooamatwa
Ok then ..um hypothetically ...what if the act itself happened a couple of years ago ..but you only found out recently ..is there a statute of limitations on an arse kicking?
Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 5:19 pm
by Lichee
JFK wrote:Pistonsbeneath wrote:if they have kids make sure you bum them in the mouth as well
Im gonna regret asking this............
Here goes:
How on earth do you "Bum someone in the mouth"?
pfft
Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 5:36 pm
by karmacazee
magma wrote:karmacazee wrote:particle-jim wrote:what about if she sleeps with one of your best friends... on your birthday?
I'm sooooo totally not bitter about that anymore
Replace best friend with brother, and actually catching them on your birthday, and you have me.
Sometimes the people closest to you will betray you and hurt you the most.
So how much do you get for going on Jeremy Kyle?
It did feel a bit Jeremy Kyle-ish to be fair. stnuc.
Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 5:46 pm
by magma
karmacazee wrote:magma wrote:karmacazee wrote:particle-jim wrote:what about if she sleeps with one of your best friends... on your birthday?
I'm sooooo totally not bitter about that anymore
Replace best friend with brother, and actually catching them on your birthday, and you have me.
Sometimes the people closest to you will betray you and hurt you the most.
So how much do you get for going on Jeremy Kyle?
It did feel a bit Jeremy Kyle-ish to be fair. stnuc.
I just realised it was a really harsh/inappropriate thing to joke about, wasn't it? Sorry!
Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other
Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 12:52 am
by nousd
depends:
did she enjoyed it or not?
can I alone requite her need for admiration?
are we co-dependent?
does she mind me shagging on the side?
do we have kids?
are we in love?
did they treat her well?
can they tell me how they schmoozed her?
do they have a fatal disease?
can I feel sorry for them?
are they otherwise nice people?
are they bigger than me?
but ultimately:
am I happy?
do i feel respected?
what do i have to do to feel happy & respected?
can I move on?
only after thinking this thru
would I punch his septum flat
Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other
Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 1:33 am
by sigbowls
i sleep with me gunfinger
Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other
Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 11:50 am
by Lichee
sd5 wrote:depends:
are they bigger than me?
only after thinking this thru
would I punch his septum flat
Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other
Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 12:09 pm
by deadly_habit
think with the minimalistic brain you were given
sentient beings have free will for a reason