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Re: Rare Spider Silk
Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:00 am
by the tits
BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:Ayeee, I had a massive spider called 'Bruce' that would eat a full dead rat but it'd do it constantly over 2-3 days. They feed by excreting (or dribbling) digestive enzymes onto the grub then sucking the digested parts up through the mouth
Bruce sounds rad... man I wish I could digest my food outside my body and suck it up through a straw
Re: Rare Spider Silk
Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:06 am
by BLAHBLAHJAH
the tits wrote:BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:Ayeee, I had a massive spider called 'Bruce' that would eat a full dead rat but it'd do it constantly over 2-3 days. They feed by excreting (or dribbling) digestive enzymes onto the grub then sucking the digested parts up through the mouth
Bruce sounds rad... man I wish I could digest my food outside my body and suck it up through a straw
Mate I'm gutted Bruce is dead. It ended up being a girl so changed name to 'Brucinda'. Left it in my uni accomodation over xmas and came back and she'd perished cos our boiler was broken. Did a spin kick in anger through the kitchen door but lost all the deposit, so no one really won
Lost all my old photography shite though... Had a mint sequence of pictures of bruce mating then killing and feasting on the gigalo male spider I borrowed for breeding them
Re: Rare Spider Silk
Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:24 am
by the tits
BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:Mate I'm gutted Bruce is dead. It ended up being a girl so changed name to 'Brucinda'. Left it in my uni accomodation over xmas and came back and she'd perished cos our boiler was broken. Did a spin kick in anger through the kitchen door but lost all the deposit, so no one really won
Lost all my old photography shite though... Had a mint sequence of pictures of bruce mating then killing and feasting on the gigalo male spider I borrowed for breeding them
Life is shit sometimes, sorry to hear that man--- lol'd at "Brucinda" though, and the spin kick came in a close second
Mating then killing, damn dude, Brucinda lived more than a lot of us ever do! Perocnally, I'm all about mating, then mating, then mating, but each to their own
Re: Rare Spider Silk
Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:48 am
by deadly_habit
was a girl so saw her sick as hell rotting flesh and no clue about erections unless she was a tranny lol
Re: Rare Spider Silk
Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:00 am
by BLAHBLAHJAH
haha
MANDEM IN DISGUISE
Re: Rare Spider Silk
Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:23 am
by deadly_habit
BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:haha
MANDEM IN DISGUISE
Re: Rare Spider Silk
Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:11 pm
by kay
BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:the tits wrote:BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:Ayeee, I had a massive spider called 'Bruce' that would eat a full dead rat but it'd do it constantly over 2-3 days. They feed by excreting (or dribbling) digestive enzymes onto the grub then sucking the digested parts up through the mouth
Bruce sounds rad... man I wish I could digest my food outside my body and suck it up through a straw
Mate I'm gutted Bruce is dead. It ended up being a girl so changed name to 'Brucinda'. Left it in my uni accomodation over xmas and came back and she'd perished cos our boiler was broken. Did a spin kick in anger through the kitchen door but lost all the deposit, so no one really won
Lost all my old photography shite though... Had a mint sequence of pictures of bruce mating then killing and feasting on the gigalo male spider I borrowed for breeding them
Did you return the dismembered, digested corpse?
Hadn't realised spiders could live that long without eating. Explains why there were so many of 'em in my last place - I was pretty sure it wasn't all
that grotty with bugs!