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Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:15 am
by spastik
SOM 1 TELL ME HOW TO MAEK FUCKIN WHABBLES OR ILL FOCKIN CUT YOU.
IZ GOT REAL FIYAH TO LAY DOWN. CAN I MAEK TEH WHABBLES WIF MAH MOUF?
Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:02 am
by TM45
Here is teh greatest linkz... can downlod a real mixzing desk right hear!
Incloudes crack >_<
http://www.nevadamusic.co.uk/Home_and_S ... m={keyword}
^_^
Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:18 pm
by grime8
so your telling me no one knows how to make "wobble" without massive?

Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:16 pm
by GRAYSKALE
So I lathered my laptop up in jelly and then dropped it onto a bouncy castle whilst routing a belly dancing monkey to massives filter cut off but it still aint wobbling? Im thinking maybe if i fatten massive up a bit by feeding it snickers bars, then slap its fat belly it might just start wobbling, didnt Rusko use this technique on Pro Nails? anybody tried that yet??
Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:03 am
by dj snipaz
i'v heard trolley does it by violating a badger with a ladel
Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 1:33 am
by grime8
wobble wobble
i seee the pixels

Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 6:52 am
by killahbeez
serious question: Does the production bible have a tutorial on massive? I can't seem to find one on here...
Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:35 am
by legend4ry
killahbeez wrote:serious question: Does the production bible have a tutorial on massive? I can't seem to find one on here...
You should of got a manual with it, massive that is.
Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 1:45 pm
by olzord
eJay makez da best choonz when I av it windows 98 but vista is shit brb g2g an stabz bill gates
Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 4:58 pm
by mars
Sirius wrote:mars wrote:Sirius wrote:ya know what... the best cracked software ever suddenly appeared on my mac today!!! pro tools HD!! no need for an interface & it works minta!! now what should i do??? keep on level with the israelis & be a pirate.... or spend atleast $5000. hmmmm i wonder what im guna do?
what's a pro tools "age dee"?
does it do teh wobblez?
bro ya not serious are ya? im hopen ya being sarc
what's dat? is sarc a new vee es tea?
haha all jokes aside, yes i'm 100% sarcastic

just thought i'd join in on the fun, this whole thread is hillarious
cheers!
Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work
Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 8:40 am
by TM45
I has downloaded massive and fruity loops and reason and reaper and logic and cubase and albino and ejay...
I cannot make wobblez, but I has warez...
Now can I has signed?
:3
Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work
Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 7:45 pm
by Hurtdeer
i downloaded a cracked copy of albino and my girlfriend left me because my basslines got too dark
how do i sue rob papen
Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:54 am
by kejk
My cracked copy of massive does work.
Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:39 am
by Skimple
i saw a pink eyed white haired man in da street the otha day an shook him vigorously.
now ive got an LP due on Dub Police and i'm moving to LA where i will shake more of the pink eyed white haired people and i'll shape my hair into looking like a myxomatosed rabbit.
Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:45 am
by kejk
Skimple wrote:i saw a pink eyed white haired man in da street the otha day an shook him vigorously.
now ive got an LP due on Dub Police and i'm moving to LA where i will shake more of the pink eyed white haired people and i'll shape my hair into looking like a myxomatosed rabbit.
Rusko... Is that you?
Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:13 pm
by hakka
Hurtdeer wrote:i downloaded a cracked copy of albino and my girlfriend left me because my basslines got too dark
how do i sue rob papen
Hahahaha
I heard Chunk has the best wobblez, chuffle shuffle to cut off filter and you have yourself a beast!
Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:24 pm
by tylerblue
Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:40 pm
by Xavy
Great thread here - all the wittiest forum members can show off their comedic prowess by making the same joke for a week.
Also, let's all be agreed that if you pay for software, you're better at making music.
Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:00 pm
by kejk
Xavy wrote:Also, let's all be agreed that if you pay for software, you're better at making music.
No. Your missing the point moran.
Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:56 pm
by Hurtdeer
Xavy wrote:Great thread here - all the wittiest forum members can show off their comedic prowess by making the same joke for a week.
Also, let's all be agreed that if you pay for software, you're better at making music.
i downloaded a cracked copy of albino and it caused me to make the same joke over and over again
how do i sue rob papen