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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:29 pm
by kidshuffle
gwa wrote:faust.dtc wrote:DRTY wrote:LA_Boxers wrote:WatchYourStep wrote:
I've had a couple of close calls, but can proudly say "no".
+1. Defo been close.
Does wanking on your girls back while she sleeps count as getting caught tho?
After doing this, put the sheet on then when she wakes up she'll have a cape.

lol many girls have been victim to my jizz on their back..
soulja boy? is that you?
Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:33 pm
by mashmash
kidshuffle wrote:
soulja boy? is that you?

supaman that hoe now watch me yooooou
Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:12 pm
by gwa
i once caught my mate knocking one out at about 3am when i was returning home. silly bastard shoulda closed the curtains. needless to say phone was out filming it.
Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:17 pm
by helix
gwa wrote:i once caught my mate knocking one out at about 3am when i was returning home. silly bastard shoulda closed the curtains. needless to say phone was out filming it.
This makes you look gay.
Not even fucking with you, this just makes you look gay.
Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:22 pm
by 64hz
haha yeah thats fucked up man.
did you have your own little masturbatory session with the video?
Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:31 pm
by gwa
oh yah cos i jack off over it every night you twat.
no you couldn't see his nob because it was under the quilt and when he clocked on i was there his face was priceless.
what do you think the sole purpose of the video on your phone is for? filming fucking wildlife?
Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:36 pm
by lloydnoise
gwa wrote:oh yah cos i jack off over it every night you twat.
no you couldn't see his nob because it was under the quilt and when he clocked on i was there his face was priceless.
what do you think the sole purpose of the video on your phone is for? filming fucking wildlife?
moreso than filming your best mate rubbing his own penis amirite?
Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:36 pm
by helix
gwa wrote:oh yah cos i jack off over it every night you twat.
no you couldn't see his nob because it was under the quilt and when he clocked on i was there his face was priceless.
what do you think the sole purpose of the video on your phone is for? filming fucking wildlife?
Taking a picture of my dick and sending it to Miss Brass, obviously.
Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:37 pm
by noam
had a wank to Neighbours when i was about 14, fell asleep after cumming, mum and sister both walk in on me asleep with my tiny post-wank cock out and jizz on my belly with the 6oclock news now on tv.
the next day it was brought up in the car on the way to school when all my mates were in the car to share a lift.
thats about as caught as you can get
Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:38 pm
by HRKRT
Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:38 pm
by gwa
lloydnoise wrote:gwa wrote:oh yah cos i jack off over it every night you twat.
no you couldn't see his nob because it was under the quilt and when he clocked on i was there his face was priceless.
what do you think the sole purpose of the video on your phone is for? filming fucking wildlife?
moreso than filming your best mate rubbing his own penis amirite?
nournot
Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:46 pm
by lloydnoise
gwa wrote:lloydnoise wrote:gwa wrote:oh yah cos i jack off over it every night you twat.
no you couldn't see his nob because it was under the quilt and when he clocked on i was there his face was priceless.
what do you think the sole purpose of the video on your phone is for? filming fucking wildlife?
moreso than filming your best mate rubbing his own penis amirite?
nournot
fairplaym8
Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:46 pm
by ST100
gwa. officially gay.
Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:52 pm
by gwa
sure
i'm surprised no one films their mates whilst their embarrassing themselves.
you are all clearly a civilised bunch of fellows.
Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:59 pm
by helix
gwa wrote:sure
i'm surprised no one films their mates whilst their embarrassing themselves.
you are all clearly a civilised bunch of fellows.
Masturbation is one of those "never speak of it" occurrences, rather than a "LOL GUISE LUK WOT E DID" occurrence.
Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:05 pm
by gwa
errr? not really? are you scared of talking to your mates about this type of shit.. oh wait you're a virgin.
Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:08 pm
by kidshuffle
gwa wrote:sure
i'm surprised no one films their mates whilst their embarrassing themselves.
you are all clearly a civilised bunch of fellows.
We took pictures of my buddy jerkin off in his pants, not knowing what he was doing while he was on mushrooms
Unfortunately it was with his phone (seemed like a good idea when we were on shrooms too lol), so the jackass deleted them after
Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:10 pm
by gwa
hey kidshuffle sorry to disappoint but you are a homo apparently
Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:12 pm
by kidshuffle
i said no homo as i took the pics tho.
Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:12 pm
by boxxy
only on chat roulette
