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Re: My situation
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:43 pm
by jazzamataz
Rekah wrote:NilsFG wrote:1) Go to shop
2) Acquire outfit in pic below
3) Slap bitches
Problem solved

add the baby powder then youve been pimping since been pimping since been pimping
Your great grand-daddy was an assistant pimp.
Re: My situation
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:47 pm
by DRTY
Mattron wrote:symmetricalsounds wrote:Mattron wrote:are any of them good looking?
if so

pow
the hand in that picture is mine
Re: My situation
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:56 pm
by magma
DRTY wrote:Mattron wrote:symmetricalsounds wrote:Mattron wrote:are any of them good looking?
if so

pow
the hand in that picture is mine
.... the one holding the glass.
Re: My situation
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:04 pm
by herbalicious
HAhahahahaha this is amazing.
Tell them to clean their own shit up. You are not their servant.
Quite simple really.
Re: My situation
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:06 pm
by herbalicious
But don't rape anyone.
Re: My situation
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:11 pm
by symmetricalsounds
herbalicious wrote:But don't rape anyone.
just bitchslap them
Re: My situation
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:20 pm
by ST100
herbalicious wrote:But don't rape anyone.
what kind of bullshit is that?
Re: My situation
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:27 pm
by herbalicious
Mattron wrote:herbalicious wrote:But don't rape anyone.
what kind of bullshit is that?
What the fuck dude???
I repeat...
DO NOT rape anyone.
Surprise sex is OK though.
Re: My situation
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:31 pm
by knell
this thread
ignoring the mess wont help tho... i was in a similar situation (but i lived with other guys) and i was the only one who objected to living in a cess pool, and when i got fed up and stopped cleaning, it just got really really fucking filthy haha... at least they didnt nag me tho
oh and that butter floor video is too good

Re: My situation
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:41 pm
by sigbowls
only rape zebras
Re: My situation
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:09 pm
by cosmic_surgeon
manillathrilla wrote:had a big party last night, lots of food/beer thrown everywhere. Woken up by girls and told to clean. nope no way, not leaving my bed, not gonna happen.
on the brink of flipping out on them, don't wanna flip out on them though.
They're taking the piss out of you mate, flip out at them. Let 'em know how far they've taken it, and then move the fuck out asap.
Kudos to your patience, but it's not a catch-all solution to problems in life. Sometimes you've gotta push the big red button.
Re: My situation
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:20 am
by *grand*
That's the funniest thing I have watched in a long time. This is a very delicate situation it is you vs 6. The only thing you can do is either get the one with the biggest mouth to respect you. War everyday until you move out or just ne there lackey.
That blows man... Never not been in a house of females like that.... Hit the gym.
Grand
Re: My situation
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:39 am
by boomstix
removed
Re: My situation
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:48 am
by knell
wow, thanks for that boomstix...
Re: My situation
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:50 am
by ST100
lmfao
Re: My situation
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:09 am
by noam
Re: My situation
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:22 am
by Ennayess
Piss in the bitches shampoo and secretly laugh at them washing in your piss until you move out. It cheers me up anyway.
Re: My situation
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:24 am
by ST100
Ennayess wrote:Piss in the bitches shampoo and secretly laugh at them washing in your piss until you move out. It cheers me up anyway.
this.
Re: My situation
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:38 am
by noam
oh yean and when you leave the house (if they're stayin) put prawns and bits of ham in hard to reach places, like in the curtain rails and doorlocks and put slices of ham behind pictures in frames. crack an egg onto the back of a radiator (impossible to clean properly) and dig a massive hole in the garden, kill someone, put them in the hole, plant some evidence and call the police.
Re: My situation
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 2:24 am
by manillathrilla
good advice all around,
had a talk iwth one of them, manned up, dominated.
dominated.