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why was 6 frightened?



because 7 8 9

kier3wiet wrote:Why did the tiger get lost in the jungle?

'cuz jungle is massive

What do you call a terrorist in Ibiza?


































All Summer Bin Largin'

Woman goes to the doctors. She comes home later in floods of tears. "What's wrong?" asks her husband. "The doctor made a lewd comment about me!" sobs the woman, "he said I had a nice fanny!". The husband is furious with this, and storms off to see the doctor. "OI!" the husband says, "what the fuck do you think you're doing telling me wife she's got a nice fanny?!??!!"

The doctor rolls his eyes. "Your wife misunderstood me, sir" he says, "I actually told her she had acute angina."

What's blue and smells like red paint.

nicenice wrote:What's blue and smells like red paint.

blue paint?

What's green and eats nuts?


Syphilis

A new position has been added to the Kama Sutra - "The Bin Laden". You burst into her bedroom and shoot your load in her face.

wub wrote:A new position has been added to the Kama Sutra - "The Bin Laden". You burst into her bedroom and shoot your load in her face.

This reminds me of some ridiculous sex act I heard. You fuck her doggy, with her facing a window. Preferably downstairs. Then you get a friend to stealthily fuck her from behind, without her noticing. You run around to front window and scare her. I think its called the Houdini.

nicenice wrote:

wub wrote:A new position has been added to the Kama Sutra - "The Bin Laden". You burst into her bedroom and shoot your load in her face.

This reminds me of some ridiculous sex act I heard. You fuck her doggy, with her facing a window. Preferably downstairs. Then you get a friend to stealthily fuck her from behind, without her noticing. You run around to front window and scare her. I think its called the Houdini.

to pull this off effectively, surely you'd have to penis profile all your friends to find the one with the best match

belalala wrote:really vulgar, sorry.....


what do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?










.......a quarter pounder with cheese

I feel bad for laughing but...

nicenice wrote:

wub wrote:A new position has been added to the Kama Sutra - "The Bin Laden". You burst into her bedroom and shoot your load in her face.

This reminds me of some ridiculous sex act I heard. You fuck her doggy, with her facing a window. Preferably downstairs. Then you get a friend to stealthily fuck her from behind, without her noticing. You run around to front window and scare her. I think its called the Houdini.

Similar to the Ninja (from Urbandictionary):

An intense sexual position involving a man and a woman and a dildo, the way it is performed is
first, you turn off all the lighs in the room
second, you start banging the girl in the ass
third, you shove the dildo in her ass and pull out so she "does not know"
fourth, you jump to her side scream NINJA and punch her in the face.

nicenice wrote:

wub wrote:A new position has been added to the Kama Sutra - "The Bin Laden". You burst into her bedroom and shoot your load in her face.

This reminds me of some ridiculous sex act I heard. You fuck her doggy, with her facing a window. Preferably downstairs. Then you get a friend to stealthily fuck her from behind, without her noticing. You run around to front window and scare her. I think its called the Houdini.

That made a lot more sense when I realized that you weren't actually shagging a dog...

slothrop wrote:

nicenice wrote:

wub wrote:A new position has been added to the Kama Sutra - "The Bin Laden". You burst into her bedroom and shoot your load in her face.

This reminds me of some ridiculous sex act I heard. You fuck her doggy, with her facing a window. Preferably downstairs. Then you get a friend to stealthily fuck her from behind, without her noticing. You run around to front window and scare her. I think its called the Houdini.

That made a lot more sense when I realized that you weren't actually shagging a dog...

jimmy comes home from school one day and says to his mum, "mum, david did better than me at the maths test today, is it cause im stupid?" to which his mum replies, "no jimmy, its cause your special." so the next day he come home and again asks "mum, jane did better than me at the english essay today, is it cause im stupid or am i special?, to which his mum replies "your special of course." so again jimmy comes home from school and asks his mum, "i was taking a pee today and noticed i have a much bigger penis than all the other boys, is that why im special?" and his mum replies, "no you idiot your special cause your 25 and still in school"

TSH-Tim wrote:Why did the little girl fall off her swing ?













Because she had no arms............

finji wrote:

TSH-Tim wrote:Why did the little girl fall off her swing ?













Because she had no arms............

http://deadbabyjoke.com/

Take a look, laugh, cry, shriek, etc.

a dead baby which you fathered.