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LA_Boxers wrote:

kay wrote:Mala
Recording studio
House in London
Mates' debts
Mungo's Hifi soundsystem
Club
Awesome bathrobe

You'd buy Mala??


How much does he cost to purchase??

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My own studio.
An island off the coast of Thailand.
A bank that's close to going under.
A club that runs on invite only.
Grills.
A platinum coated robe.
Diamond sunglasses.
A pet midget.

nicenice wrote: A platinum coated robe.
Diamond sunglasses.
A pet midget.

Wouldn't it be nice if one of us won it this week haha.

half of it straight into a savings account, after a while should be able to live day to day life off the interest.

with the rest by a decent house on a big bit of land for raves.
build a club, get someone smart with business to keep our income in the positive at the end of the month.
buy a toaster that can not burn toast, id hire jamie oliver as my cook.
my own little crop,
a top notch production studio, mainly top of the line monitors in a soundproof room.

so on and so on.

would be nice

Swissdub wrote: build a club, get someone smart with business to keep our income in the positive at the end of the month.
buy a toaster that can not burn toast, id hire jamie oliver as my cook.

if u find a toaster like dat let me know. Also you could do A LOT better than Jamie Oliver.

1 ton of China's finest Tea
Some high grade pottery and a teapot
Some Hob Nobs
A house by a lake in rural Laos or Argentina with the worlds baddest kitchen
A house for my girlfriends family
A helicopter
Pay off all my friends and families debts

DRTY wrote:

Swissdub wrote: build a club, get someone smart with business to keep our income in the positive at the end of the month.
buy a toaster that can not burn toast, id hire jamie oliver as my cook.

if u find a toaster like dat let me know. Also you could do A LOT better than Jamie Oliver.

Theres toasters which cooks eggs too now. So you got 4 slots, thats enought for 3 slices of toast, 1 toaster bag of beans and and egg. Breakfast toasters, fuck yeah!

DRTY wrote:

Swissdub wrote: build a club, get someone smart with business to keep our income in the positive at the end of the month.
buy a toaster that can not burn toast, id hire jamie oliver as my cook.

if u find a toaster like dat let me know. Also you could do A LOT better than Jamie Oliver.

true, ill take the 3 cooks from that iron chef show, the 3 chinese dudes

Jak The lad wrote:

DRTY wrote:

Swissdub wrote: build a club, get someone smart with business to keep our income in the positive at the end of the month.
buy a toaster that can not burn toast, id hire jamie oliver as my cook.

if u find a toaster like dat let me know. Also you could do A LOT better than Jamie Oliver.

Theres toasters which cooks eggs too now. So you got 4 slots, thats enought for 3 slices of toast, 1 toaster bag of beans and and egg. Breakfast toasters, fuck yeah!

End of.

Jak The lad wrote:

DRTY wrote:

Swissdub wrote: build a club, get someone smart with business to keep our income in the positive at the end of the month.
buy a toaster that can not burn toast, id hire jamie oliver as my cook.

if u find a toaster like dat let me know. Also you could do A LOT better than Jamie Oliver.

Theres toasters which cooks eggs too now. So you got 4 slots, thats enought for 3 slices of toast, 1 toaster bag of beans and and egg. Breakfast toasters, fuck yeah!

TOASTER BAG OF BEANS?

TOASTER THAT COOKS EGG?

WTF

DRTY wrote:

Jak The lad wrote:

DRTY wrote:

Swissdub wrote: build a club, get someone smart with business to keep our income in the positive at the end of the month.
buy a toaster that can not burn toast, id hire jamie oliver as my cook.

if u find a toaster like dat let me know. Also you could do A LOT better than Jamie Oliver.

Theres toasters which cooks eggs too now. So you got 4 slots, thats enought for 3 slices of toast, 1 toaster bag of beans and and egg. Breakfast toasters, fuck yeah!

TOASTER BAG OF BEANS?

TOASTER THAT COOKS EGG?

WTF

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wub wrote:- House outside of London in a minimum of 10acres, with a seperate non listed outhouse building that would be converted into a studio
- Bungalow by the seaside somewhere for my folks to retire
- New car
- Cash placed in a basic savings account to generate approx. £60k interest per annum (enough to live on comfortably)
- Big piss up for my mates
- Holiday for me and the missus
- Rest would be donated to charity, split between Cancer UK, Guide Dogs for the Blind and British Heart Foundation.

Man knows!

You'd need approx. 2mil quid to get that rate of interest, I'd say, which would be peanuts compared to what you've already got. But that's talking about a standard savings account. There would be a ton of funds that would give you much higher rates when talking about that kind of money.

Although, I would change:

- Relatively decent sized house in central-ish London, with a massive studio basement that's completely soundproofed.
- Make my own charity, or organise it in a different way.

Every Oceana in the land and burn them to the ground.
A big shop in the middle of Oxford street and name it Woolworths
Every pair of skinny jeans and throw them into the burning Oceanas
A bulter named Alfred
14 BnH silver a Dr Pepper and a Mr Tom...Please.

Could you buy a bank.

all the usual shit. house, sort my family out, buy a decent club etc etc


not that it would matter though, i'd be dead within a year. either i'd drink/drugs myself to death or i'd buy a silly fast sports car and crash that.
as long as my family were sorted i'd leave the money to a hospital (probably one in notts) then i would have a ward named after me and my name would live on!

realistically the first seven things I would buy would be drinks at the pub.

I'd hire R Kelly to follow me around and sing everything I say in the background

mr hyde wrote:Platinum grills x7

fuckin lol