Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:05 pm
inb4 dead babies.TSH-Tim wrote:How sick can we go ?
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:30 pm
I dont get it.wolf89 wrote:RomeoAndJuliet.docx is a play on word.
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:01 am
Why did the two Penguins bounce up and down when they first met?
Too Break the ice.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
I saw a man playing "Dancing Queen" on the didgeridoo.
I said to him "That's Abba-Original"
Too Break the ice.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
I saw a man playing "Dancing Queen" on the didgeridoo.
I said to him "That's Abba-Original"
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:53 am
1:Yeo, why did the chicken cross the road?
2. Idk bro, why?
1. To get to your house..
2. ohh...uhh okay man...
1. Knock knock
2. who's there?
1. The chicken.
wat a twist eh
2. Idk bro, why?
1. To get to your house..
2. ohh...uhh okay man...
1. Knock knock
2. who's there?
1. The chicken.
wat a twist eh
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:44 pm
Soneone dig up that anti-jokes thread
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:55 pm
What's worse then 5 babies in 1 trashcan?
1 baby in 5 trashcans
1 baby in 5 trashcans
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:01 pm
I think I might have posted this in another jokes thread but anyway:
A mass of helium walks into a bar.
The barman explains, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases"
The helium doesn't react.
A mass of helium walks into a bar.
The barman explains, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases"
The helium doesn't react.
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:03 pm
didn't know what to do with the kids when i took em to san francisco
so i rang timbaland and he said
TAKE EM TO THA BRIDGE
so i rang timbaland and he said
TAKE EM TO THA BRIDGE
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:47 pm
What's white, black, red all over, and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head.
A nun with a spear through her head.
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:58 pm
What do you call a terrorist in Ibiza
All Summer Bin Largin
What's E.T. short for?
He's got little legs
All Summer Bin Largin
What's E.T. short for?
He's got little legs
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:24 am
lloydnoise wrote:What do you call a terrorist in Ibiza
All Summer Bin Largin
thats hilarious
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:25 pm
Why do Scotsman wear kilts?
The sheep started to get too familiar with the sound of a zipper.
How do Aussies find sheep in long grass?
Enjoyable.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duck tape?
So it doesn`t explode when you fuck it.
The sheep started to get too familiar with the sound of a zipper.
How do Aussies find sheep in long grass?
Enjoyable.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duck tape?
So it doesn`t explode when you fuck it.