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Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:13 pm
by autobot
frank grimes jr. wrote:magma wrote:Poo before shower seems pretty common sense.
I got paid a tidy sum for pooing today.
Pooping on the clock, our greatest human right.
one of lifes most simple pleasures
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:13 pm
by kidshuffle
I just took another poop. Thank you for reminding me to poop, thread
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:18 pm
by Widowmaker
Yeah that was a "i wiped and nothing appeared on the tissue" shits.. sweet
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:38 pm
by faust.dtc
I only used to go once every couple of days but since ive been eating a lot of fruit ive become a lot more regular.
You can imagine my horror today when, after a bit of a wet one, I turned to find no toilet paper.
It wasn't very nice walk around the house trying to find my girlfriends face wipes.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:44 pm
by firky
3 pages, gwan on!
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:44 pm
by firky
kidshuffle wrote:I'm currently taking a shit, just for you Firky
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:51 pm
by HamCrescendo
autobot wrote:frank grimes jr. wrote:magma wrote:Poo before shower seems pretty common sense.
I got paid a tidy sum for pooing today.
Pooping on the clock, our greatest human right.
one of lifes most simple pleasures
i used to spend 2/3rds of my shifts on the toilet reading. no hyperbole.
i hated that job, but now im unemployed i wish i could get paid for pretending to poo.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:59 pm
by hasezwei
i honestly thought you guys were talking about shaving your assholes at first
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:07 am
by oprs
hasezwei wrote:i honestly thought you guys were talking about shaving your assholes at first
fucking no amount of corn lol could cover this.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:12 am
by Raggles
On the topic of assholes and showers...how thoroughly do you/are you supposed to clean your ass/hole?
Before I post what I do, I will examine other peoples opinions.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:27 am
by sigbowls
i have somone lick my ass every week
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:44 am
by capo ultra
Raggles wrote:On the topic of assholes and showers...how thoroughly do you/are you supposed to clean your ass/hole?
Before I post what I do, I will examine other peoples opinions.
i put the shower gel bottle up my bum and slide it in and out
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:10 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
Shower gel on the middle finger and up it goes, wiggle about and make sure the inner tube gets a wipe, then scoop some warm water up there to rinse.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:52 pm
by hasezwei
oprs wrote:hasezwei wrote:i honestly thought you guys were talking about shaving your assholes at first
fucking no amount of
corn lol could cover this.
i see what you did there
oh and yay i've been sig'd!
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:21 pm
by zerbaman
Poo before shower, otherwise the toilet paper gets wet and you have shit flakes in your fingers
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:27 pm
by Sheff
yep, nothing worse than wiping your arse with wet toilet paper and applying too much pressing then end up putting ur finger up ur bum
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:29 pm
by kidshuffle
Sheff wrote:yep, nothing worse than wiping your arse with wet toilet paper and applying too much pressing then end up putting ur finger up ur bum
Or potentially nothing better.....
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:31 pm
by Kodachrome
I feel it in the pit of my stomach ready to happen. This is gonna be one of the most bare shits of my life, black beans and whatnot, shit is going down.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:36 pm
by wormcode
I didn't have to go until I read the first page of this thread.
Fucking bowels, how do they work
Btw I have always shaved in the shower. Get 2 birds stoned at once.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:26 pm
by oprs
Raggles wrote:On the topic of assholes and showers...how thoroughly do you/are you supposed to clean your ass/hole?
Before I post what I do, I will examine other peoples opinions.
my gf cleans mine, followed by a clever tounge lashing.
