LA_Boxers wrote:Knuckles and slap. Pretty much the same thing. Anybody remember these ones?
I remember slaps - both people put their palms together and then stand facing each other with fingertips touching. The slapper has to slap the other, while they try and move out the way. Used to be able to do fakes and all sorts....properly red hands after that
We do it quite often in the school haha
Knuckles I remember being a bit different though...put your fist down on the table and have other people slide coins across the table as hard as possible, normally a 2p I think. If you miss then it's your turn to take a coining. Looking back, this was worse than slaps...
That also. But i remember one other, plated with cards. I'm think all players had 4 cards, one of them 5. He would then give one of them to player on his right, then he would give one card he has on hand to next player etc... The point was to get either succesion or 4 cards of same color i don't recall anymore, to win and game continued til there was just one unlucky bastard. Then the others picked random card in the pile and depending on that card they would slap him with the 32-card deck on his hands. The number stood for amount of slaps and the color determined how must the slapped guy pose his hand. The bitchiest position was palm facing up and all the fingers joining each other upwards, we called it"onion" That was a bitch, especially when you forgot to trim yr fingernails then there was another one, clenched fist basically, that could hurt like a bitch also, if you were 'skilled' you would scratch guys knuckles nicely, just until they bleed. The another was a palm facing down with two fingers stretched out, basically a gunfinger. The hits on the nails hurt badly. Last one was this one again, but with palm facing up, that was a win for the poor bastard, cause you could barely feel it. The fun was that you couldn't evade, cause you'd get double amount and if you were the one smashing you couldn't miss cause you'd get a double amount from tge loser... Fun days
Re: The stupidest games you've ever played
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:10 am
by syrup
Can't believe i've written that on a phone
Re: The stupidest games you've ever played
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:41 am
by wormcode
Rock wars!
The playgrounds at school always had that gravel stuff everywhere, little smooth grey stones.
Did this at least once a day, and sometimes we'd meet up after school to have longer wars. Lots of people got hurt all the time. Wasn't uncommon for blood to be found on the ground the next day. A couple of times people went a bit too far and brought slingshots I see mostly sand and that soft hollow wood now, so I think they finally learned not to give kids 2 billion rocks to play with.
Public Penis
Well that's what we called it. In class, or outside, or in public anywhere see who can say penis the loudest without getting found out or into trouble. Of course this vocabulary quickly progressed, sometimes with words like big big titties or whatever silly expression the people playing agreed on. Also used to do stuff similar to the "meow" game from Super Troopers, to see who can sneak in the most naughty words to whatever adult happened to be closest.
Re: The stupidest games you've ever played
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:56 am
by oprs
wormcode wrote:Rock wars!
The playgrounds at school always had that gravel stuff everywhere, little smooth grey stones.
Did this at least once a day, and sometimes we'd meet up after school to have longer wars. Lots of people got hurt all the time. Wasn't uncommon for blood to be found on the ground the next day. A couple of times people went a bit too far and brought slingshots I see mostly sand and that soft hollow wood now, so I think they finally learned not to give kids 2 billion rocks to play with.
Public Penis
Well that's what we called it. In class, or outside, or in public anywhere see who can say penis the loudest without getting found out or into trouble. Of course this vocabulary quickly progressed, sometimes with words like big big titties or whatever silly expression the people playing agreed on. Also used to do stuff similar to the "meow" game from Super Troopers, to see who can sneak in the most naughty words to whatever adult happened to be closest.
Played this once, got suspended 14 days for telling a sub i was gonna whip out my dick and scare her.
not one of my brighter moments.
Re: The stupidest games you've ever played
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:25 am
by ascent
throwing rocks at each other was the one. also dodgeball with cricket balls
Re: The stupidest games you've ever played
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:53 pm
by pulkpull
We had an IT teacher who had hearing issues, and when the register was called people used to say "deaf smurf" instead of "yes sir". Not a game as such but maximum playground respect for saying it loudly.
Re: The stupidest games you've ever played
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 5:21 pm
by Korupt
wormcode wrote:
Also used to do stuff similar to the "meow" game from Super Troopers, to see who can sneak in the most naughty words to whatever adult happened to be closest.
Love that movie. It was shot where I live. The Dimpus Burger is actually a Burger King like ten minutes from my house and the Reception scene was shot at a place close to my house, too.
I used to play the "Penis Game" or we'd just yell random things at teachers for laughs.
We also played another game where when someone was done with a can at lunch, we'd take turns flicking the top thing and whoever delivers the flick that snaps it off wins. Pretty hardcore if you ask me
Re: The stupidest games you've ever played
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:07 pm
by wormcode
^ That's cool. Did they have casting calls? They are doing a sequel right now, or at least it's (or was) in pre-production. You should see if they are filming there again.
Re: The stupidest games you've ever played
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:09 pm
by sephek
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That also. But i remember one other, plated with cards. I'm think all players had 4 cards, one of them 5. He would then give one of them to player on his right, then he would give one card he has on hand to next player etc... The point was to get either succesion or 4 cards of same color i don't recall anymore, to win and game continued til there was just one unlucky bastard. Then the others picked random card in the pile and depending on that card they would slap him with the 32-card deck on his hands. The number stood for amount of slaps and the color determined how must the slapped guy pose his hand. The bitchiest position was palm facing up and all the fingers joining each other upwards, we called it"onion" That was a bitch, especially when you forgot to trim yr fingernails then there was another one, clenched fist basically, that could hurt like a bitch also, if you were 'skilled' you would scratch guys knuckles nicely, just until they bleed. The another was a palm facing down with two fingers stretched out, basically a gunfinger. The hits on the nails hurt badly. Last one was this one again, but with palm facing up, that was a win for the poor bastard, cause you could barely feel it. The fun was that you couldn't evade, cause you'd get double amount and if you were the one smashing you couldn't miss cause you'd get a double amount from tge loser... Fun days[/quote]
yep we used to play this one as well, but the colour was how hard the "digs " were, red was soft so you could proper dig away at the poor guys knuckles and black was hard, good for skimming big chunks off !
Re: The stupidest games you've ever played
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:50 pm
by Alty
borrowed wrote:
haha that's fucking nuts. I loled pretty hard at bits in that
Also +1 on bloody knuckles.
And this is probably up there I'm afraid:
Re: The stupidest games you've ever played
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 12:05 am
by Mammoth
My friends and I got this kid to boof a thizzler. (plugging/shoving it in your b-hole)
Then it was a game to see if we could get him to do it with something else and convince him it's E.
3rd place got him to boof a vitamin
2nd place got him to boof a Tylenol
1st place (me) got him to boof alkaseltzer...
Long story short: He fizzed out of his ass in school.
Re: The stupidest games you've ever played
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 12:31 pm
by Gewze
Mammoth wrote:My friends and I got this kid to boof a thizzler. (plugging/shoving it in your b-hole)
Then it was a game to see if we could get him to do it with something else and convince him it's E.
3rd place got him to boof a vitamin
2nd place got him to boof a Tylenol
1st place (me) got him to boof alkaseltzer...
Long story short: He fizzed out of his ass in school.
that reminds me there was a neeky kid that kept following us around for a while and over xbox live my mate his brother and his gf convinced him that girls like boys with tight bumholes and told him one way to check is to put a pencil up your arse. he went off to the shower with a pencil he found and came back and told them he got it in. oh how he got parred for months
Re: The stupidest games you've ever played
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:05 pm
by apmje
3za wrote:I used to play that game were you flip coins at a wall, and the closest to the wall wins. Can't remember what it was called? anyone ever play it?
Pitch n toss.
I remember Curbie. You gotta ball and had to hit it off the opposing players curb so that it bounces back. If you got it, you had to go half way across the road and could rack up the points til you missed. Carry on til you got bored.
Good times.
Re: The stupidest games you've ever played
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:07 pm
by capo ultra
who said this thread was a confessional to talk about what you put up your mates' bums?
sort it out
Re: The stupidest games you've ever played
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:25 pm
by yourfaceonmytoast
Definately the drinking game 'Zulu', where you have to watch the 1964 film and every time a Zulu is killed you have to have a shot. I don't recommend it.
Re: The stupidest games you've ever played
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:03 pm
by wubstep
My best mate's brother got this nerdy guy to smoke a bong at college. He'd never smoked weed before.
The bong contained crack.
Re: The stupidest games you've ever played
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:25 pm
by Korupt
wubstep wrote:The bong contained crack.
That must've been hilarious.
wormcode wrote:^ That's cool. Did they have casting calls? They are doing a sequel right now, or at least it's (or was) in pre-production. You should see if they are filming there again.
I don't know about the casting calls 'cause i was like 5 when it came out, heh.I hope they follow through with the sequel but I can't find too much information about it
Re: The stupidest games you've ever played
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:39 pm
by Mammoth
wubstep wrote:My best mate's brother got this nerdy guy to smoke a bong at college. He'd never smoked weed before.
The bong contained crack.
then there was another one, clenched fist basically, that could hurt like a bitch also, if you were 'skilled' you would scratch guys knuckles nicely, just until they bleed. The another was a palm facing down with two fingers stretched out, basically a gunfinger. The hits on the nails hurt badly. Last one was this one again, but with palm facing up, that was a win for the poor bastard, cause you could barely feel it. The fun was that you couldn't evade, cause you'd get double amount and if you were the one smashing you couldn't miss cause you'd get a double amount from tge loser... Fun days
I see mostly sand and that soft hollow wood now, so I think they finally learned not to give kids 2 billion rocks to play with.
