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i know this may sound posh as fuck


but once a week I get a hot shave at the barber shop... costs $6 and keeps you stuntin.

When I have too much facial hair, I just expose myself to excessive amounts of x-rays. I guarentee you will not get a closer shave outside of a high-speed car crash.

pkay wrote:i know this may sound posh as fuck


but once a week I get a hot shave at the barber shop... costs $6 and keeps you stuntin.

i dont have worthy enough facial hair to pay 6 bucks a week. plus im already pissed i have to pay for a normal haircut once every like 2 weeks. i used to have long ish hair before so i got it cut like once every 3 months.

Scissors biatch.

how you gonna use scissors on your face

Hm didn't expect that question, just like you would normally use scissors I guess. It's definitely worse than a shaver but better than a large hunting knife.

you ain't worried you're gonna nick up your money maker?

The signle blade on the back is a god-send for under the lower lip, too!

srsly, just use clippers... then you can cut your own hair, and use the same device to cut your face hair. Winner.

If I could grow enough facial hair to justify getting one, I'd get a fly as fuck safety razor and a badger hair brush
It's all about the cold rinse after and a bit of aftershave to keep your face under control.

pkay wrote:you ain't worried you're gonna nick up your money maker?

I have a slight feeling yo be dissin me but in all seriousness I do not understand what you mean.

pkay wrote:you ain't worried you're gonna nick up your money maker?

nah theres a protective plastic head piece so you wont nick your bird.

lyons238 wrote:

pkay wrote:you ain't worried you're gonna nick up your money maker?

nah theres a protective plastic head piece so you wont nick your bird.

bird = aviant species and/or girl ; nick = my neighbour and/or 'to steal'

AxeD wrote:

lyons238 wrote:

pkay wrote:you ain't worried you're gonna nick up your money maker?

nah theres a protective plastic head piece so you wont nick your bird.

bird = aviant species and/or girl ; nick = my neighbour and/or 'to steal'

you = dumb

kay wrote:

wub wrote:

knell wrote:wub's face is like a baby's bum

smoof as eggs

When I'm freshly shaved, I get ID'd buying alcohol. I'm nearly 30. Not cool.

It will be cool when you're over 30.

Yep. I still get ID'd.

Mr Hyde wrote:

wub wrote:

Dr S Gachet wrote:Lost my beard in a skiing accident back in '97

Your IP address gives you away.

Not the real Dr S Gachet?

I want to know too. I was just recovering some jungle mixes from my old work computer and one of them was you at AWOL in '93.

AxeD wrote:

pkay wrote:you ain't worried you're gonna nick up your money maker?

I have a slight feeling yo be dissin me but in all seriousness I do not understand what you mean.

your face is your money maker

Example: "You can shoot me with the paintball gun but don't hit me in my money maker. Gotta keep things clean for the ladies"

k_k wrote:It's all about the cold rinse after and a bit of aftershave to keep your face under control.

Pretty much this. Also, I'd recommend a straight razor, and mixing your own cream with a brush. Much better for your skin than just hastily slapping on some shit out of a can.

i use my barber only

pkay wrote:

AxeD wrote:

pkay wrote:you ain't worried you're gonna nick up your money maker?

I have a slight feeling yo be dissin me but in all seriousness I do not understand what you mean.

your face is your money maker

Example: "You can shoot me with the paintball gun but don't hit me in my money maker. Gotta keep things clean for the ladies"

idk bout u but i have 2 money makers. my face and my bird...