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having philosophical discussions that lead nowhere, still getting the feeling that I know all about the world afterwards and forgetting everything the next mornint.

EVERYTHING

Being a good Samaritan. Drunk me will help out the homeless, make sure everyone gets home ok, wade into fights between strangers in the middle of Cable, calm people down, make sure people have a sit down and a cup of tea if they're feeling a bit OTT, and will always provide a friendly ear to anyone who needs to talk.

Sober me is a selfish coward.

Being a good Samaritan. Drunk me will help out the homeless, make sure everyone gets home ok, wade into fights between strangers in the middle of Cable, calm people down, make sure people have a sit down and a cup of tea if they're feeling a bit OTT, and will always provide a friendly ear to anyone who needs to talk.

Sober me is a selfish coward.

I get quite a lot of compliments when I'm dancing drunk.

^^ Ah yeah, that too. Well, not compliments so much as a good space around me and plenty of retarded photos the next day.

Let gay guys touch me up.

getting arrested

Waking up with regrets.

My drunken kung fu is not something to shake a stick at.
Check me out, Wong Fei-hung style.

ketamine wrote:

era wrote:Emptying my bladder (dun know the 2 sips of a beer need a wee crew).

I too have a squirrel bladder

2:17 lol

noam wrote:getting arrested

I know that one... My last drunk in public charge came from a long night at the bar, afterwards two cops following me for a block with their Maglite on me the whole time. I thought it was just two civilian assholes so I turned around and said, "If you don't turn that light off I'll jam it up both your asses." When they got closer, i got the cuffs.

Siderealdb wrote:

noam wrote:getting arrested

I know that one... My last drunk in public charge came from a long night at the bar, afterwards two cops following me for a block with their Maglite on me the whole time. I thought it was just two civilian assholes so I turned around and said, "If you don't turn that light off I'll jam it up both your asses." When they got closer, i got the cuffs.

For no reason at all?

Siderealdb wrote:

noam wrote:getting arrested

I know that one... My last drunk in public charge came from a long night at the bar, afterwards two cops following me for a block with their Maglite on me the whole time. I thought it was just two civilian assholes so I turned around and said, "If you don't turn that light off I'll jam it up both your asses." When they got closer, i got the cuffs.

never kicked off with police

bouncers and security guards are a different story

mainly security guards, had full on brawls with them, always resulting in me getting battered by about 8 of em, held on the floor in the middle of the busiest street in manchester for about 40minutes last time till police came to arrest me. when the police got me in the van, saw what they'd done to me and realised what it was for they drove me to my mates house and let me go

pays to be good to police

fuck anyone else

talking to strangers and it doesn't make any sense what i'm saying

fifa

jackg wrote:fifa

Had a ketty mate once at an after party. We stuck him in front of Match Of The Day and gave him an xBox controller. He was 'playing' for about 20mins before he noticed.

kicking trees and insulting people without saying a word

wilson wrote:

Siderealdb wrote:

noam wrote:getting arrested

I know that one... My last drunk in public charge came from a long night at the bar, afterwards two cops following me for a block with their Maglite on me the whole time. I thought it was just two civilian assholes so I turned around and said, "If you don't turn that light off I'll jam it up both your asses." When they got closer, i got the cuffs.

For no reason at all?

It was quota time, and what better way to get there than follow people from bars. I was walking for Christs sake. They should have been after the people who were driving.

wub wrote:

jackg wrote:fifa

Had a ketty mate once at an after party. We stuck him in front of Match Of The Day and gave him an xBox controller. He was 'playing' for about 20mins before he noticed.