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wobbles wrote:Hs

First ejaculation during a pop quiz(middle school)
Got into a fist fight in the library
Lost my best frend in an incident in the parking lot

College

Got bich pregnant
Thought i had the clap
Got in many more fights


Shit my pants at the fair etc etc

fuck dude you take the cake

kidshuffle wrote:one time i was getting a bj in a car, and the cops caught us. she was quite embarrassed.

lol same here. she was so embarrassed that she almost wanted to tell the cops we were smoking weed to take attention away from the blowjob

I was havi sex at a mall parking lot ad the security guard knocke on the steamy back window and i put my pants on and sed yo lemme finish pls and he laughed and said no leave now

Phigure wrote:

kidshuffle wrote:one time i was getting a bj in a car, and the cops caught us. she was quite embarrassed.

lol same here. she was so embarrassed that she almost wanted to tell the cops we were smoking weed to take attention away from the blowjob

yeah the cops actually saw her sucking my dick, lol. female cop too, i remember her voice distinctly "put your pants on and then give me your ID"

wobbles wrote:I was havi sex at a mall parking lot ad the security guard knocke on the steamy back window and i put my pants on and sed yo lemme finish pls and he laughed and said no leave now

Oh, there was also a time where we were throwing a party at my friends house, and we were walking to the store for more booze. Homie rolls up to us...probably like 25 yrs old or something, and offers my friend $100 to suck his dick. Yes, he was going to pay to suck my friends dick. Obviously he did not take up the offer lol

LOL just remembered one of my favorite moments

we know our buddy is at his place boning his girl, so myself and a few others all put condoms on our heads and blew them up and then charged into his room through the window going "WOOP WOOOP WOOP WOOP"

Phigure wrote:LOL just remembered one of my favorite moments

we know our buddy is at his place boning his girl, so myself and a few others all put condoms on our heads and blew them up and then charged into his room through the window going "WOOP WOOOP WOOP WOOP"

ITT: pretending about not being bullied at school and general massages of the truth.

wobbles wrote:I was havi sex at a mall parking lot ad the security guard knocke on the steamy back window and i put my pants on and sed yo lemme finish pls and he laughed and said no leave now

what an ass he ?

I know this one kid who shit himself in 8th grade, I was in the class when it went down, we had to evacuate the classroom and go to the library.

I shat myself in middle school, told everyone that there must be shit on my shoe

capo ultra wrote:I shat myself in middle school, told everyone that there must be shit on my shoe

Did you even change your pants or anything? or did you just walk it off like a boss?

Your location makes sense to me now

HAHAHA I get it crappy England

Clean wrote:

capo ultra wrote:I shat myself in middle school, told everyone that there must be shit on my shoe

Did you even change your pants or anything? or did you just walk it off like a boss?

the latter obviously

capo ultra wrote:

Clean wrote:

capo ultra wrote:I shat myself in middle school, told everyone that there must be shit on my shoe

Did you even change your pants or anything? or did you just walk it off like a boss?

the latter obviously

you dodged a bullet there! quick thinking saved you from a lifetime of being called shitpants

Oh I remember this one time, me and a friend got stuck at this rave in Chicago. Neither of us told are parents where we were, and we didn't have a car/ enough money to take a train back. So then out of the blue, we met these college kids, from another state, they were staying in a hotel and had room for more. They let us stay for free, good shit, didn't get raped either, so that's a bonus.