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that sawtooth one was dees

Just a general music joke everyone's heard 'I broke a g-string fingering a minor.'

I'd like to apologise to everybody for my behaviour in this thread. I shall leave and never return.

blinkesko wrote:

^that picture is funnier than everything in this thread XD

What did the producer eat for breakfast?

FL.

you ppl are too creative

I'm feeling pretty mala because I snorted too much coki.

My lil bro uploaded this to 9gag, 32k smiles o.o

Not so much producer jokes, music jokes in general.

How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue.



What do bass players use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What did the bass player get on his IQ test?
Drool.



In the future, how many sound engineers will you need to replace a light source?
Five. Four to reminisce about how much better the old tubes were, and one to actually do it.
Enough bashing on Bass players haha <3

Bit dated these days but...

How many sound engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
0. You get the tape-op to do it.

EDIT: I have a bass player one too.

Why did the bass player stand outside his friend's house all night?
He couldn't find the key and didn't know when to come in.

nnny wrote: What do bass players use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What did the bass player get on his IQ test?
Drool.

As a bass player myself I can honestly say that here is more than a little bit of truth in these jokes....

ekidd91 wrote: Why did the bass player stand outside his friend's house all night?
He couldn't find the key and didn't know when to come in.

Best joke in the whole thread

Sintax makes bass wrote:I'm feeling pretty mala because I snorted too much coki.

I feel like I should make a pun about digital Mystikz here but I can't think of one!

Brothulhu wrote:

ekidd91 wrote: Why did the bass player stand outside his friend's house all night?
He couldn't find the key and didn't know when to come in.

Best joke in the whole thread

I don't get it.


Why did the producer not purchase the egg?

Because it was cracked.

DJens wrote:

that looks like adventuretime

It`s the loopy arms.

Sonika wrote:

Sintax makes bass wrote:I'm feeling pretty mala because I snorted too much coki.

I feel like I should make a pun about digital Mystikz here but I can't think of one!

if they had a bad outlook on life, they'd be the digital pessimystikz

if they were finger puppeteers theyd be mystikal digitz etc etc etc

there is already a thread about dmz jokes no?