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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:36 pm
by Artie_Fufkin
that sawtooth one was dees

Just a general music joke everyone's heard 'I broke a g-string fingering a minor.'

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:40 pm
by didi
I'd like to apologise to everybody for my behaviour in this thread. I shall leave and never return.

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:10 pm
by Augment
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:27 pm
by Sonika
blinkesko wrote:Image


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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:37 am
by Artie_Fufkin
^that picture is funnier than everything in this thread XD

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:28 am
by NinjaEdit
What did the producer eat for breakfast?

FL.

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:43 am
by BonerJams04
you ppl are too creative

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:43 am
by Sintax makes bass
I'm feeling pretty mala because I snorted too much coki. 8) :W: :corndance: :6: :dunce:

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:16 am
by DJens
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:24 am
by Augment
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My lil bro uploaded this to 9gag, 32k smiles o.o

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:25 am
by nnny
Not so much producer jokes, music jokes in general.

How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue.

:6:

What do bass players use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What did the bass player get on his IQ test?
Drool.

:twisted:

In the future, how many sound engineers will you need to replace a light source?
Five. Four to reminisce about how much better the old tubes were, and one to actually do it.
Enough bashing on Bass players haha <3

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:26 am
by ekidd91
Bit dated these days but...

How many sound engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
0. You get the tape-op to do it.

EDIT: I have a bass player one too.

Why did the bass player stand outside his friend's house all night?
He couldn't find the key and didn't know when to come in.

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:47 am
by JFK
nnny wrote: What do bass players use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What did the bass player get on his IQ test?
Drool.
As a bass player myself I can honestly say that here is more than a little bit of truth in these jokes.... :lol: :lol:

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:15 pm
by Brothulhu
ekidd91 wrote: Why did the bass player stand outside his friend's house all night?
He couldn't find the key and didn't know when to come in.
Best joke in the whole thread

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:18 pm
by Sonika
Sintax makes bass wrote:I'm feeling pretty mala because I snorted too much coki. 8) :W: :corndance: :6: :dunce:

I feel like I should make a pun about digital Mystikz here but I can't think of one!

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:23 pm
by NinjaEdit
Brothulhu wrote:
ekidd91 wrote: Why did the bass player stand outside his friend's house all night?
He couldn't find the key and didn't know when to come in.
Best joke in the whole thread
I don't get it.


Why did the producer not purchase the egg?

Because it was cracked.

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:27 pm
by BonerJams04
DJens wrote:Image
that looks like adventuretime

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:30 pm
by Electric_Head
It`s the loopy arms.

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:24 pm
by hutyluty
Sonika wrote:
Sintax makes bass wrote:I'm feeling pretty mala because I snorted too much coki. 8) :W: :corndance: :6: :dunce:

I feel like I should make a pun about digital Mystikz here but I can't think of one!
if they had a bad outlook on life, they'd be the digital pessimystikz

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:26 pm
by dickman69
if they were finger puppeteers theyd be mystikal digitz etc etc etc

there is already a thread about dmz jokes no?