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Re: Tell Some Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:25 pm
by Electric_Head
faust.dtc wrote:Electric_Head wrote:Did my post not give it away?
Electric_Head wrote:
The emperor's new clothes.
NO!
I got the joke just before I read your reply but thanks for the clarity E_H.
I slap that sarcasm right off your face BOY!!!!
Re: Tell Some Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:33 pm
by idontreallygiveashit
I have another bean joke:
Why was the bean so relieved? Because his tumor was beanign
Also,
How was the burger punished? He was given a good grilling!
next topic is: meat!
Re: Tell Some Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:41 pm
by JBoy
Someone once posted on dsf that he liked meat, this opinion was accepted by other forum members.
Re: Tell Some Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:53 pm
by ketamine
I wondered when the anti-jokes would start
Re: Tell Some Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:01 pm
by faust.dtc
Man walks into a butchers shop and says "Wheres your assistant?"
Butcher replies "I sacked him"
Man says "Sacked him? why?"
Butcher replies "He kept sticking his dick in the bacon slicer!"
Man, shocked says "So wheres your bacon slicer??"
Butcher says "I fuckin sacked her as well!!"
Re: Tell Some Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:44 pm
by hugh
faust.dtc wrote:Man walks into a butchers shop and says "Wheres your assistant?"
Butcher replies "I sacked him"
Man says "Sacked him? why?"
Butcher replies "He kept sticking his dick in the bacon slicer!"
Man, shocked says "So wheres your bacon slicer??"
Butcher says "I fuckin sacked her as well!!"
Re: Tell Some Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:41 pm
by ghandi
idontreallygiveashit wrote:Terpit wrote:Girl says to a guy 'is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?'
Guy says to girl 'Both, your about to get raped'
...
What's the name of the allience of military horses? Neigh-to!
Where do birds come from? Crow-atia!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Whats this > piiig ...a pig with three eyes
So whats a fsh?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea
What do you call a bear with no ears?
... a B
Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam
etc
Re: Tell Some Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:16 pm
by apecore
a paedophile, a rapist and a priest walk into a bar, he orders a drink.
Re: Tell Some Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:52 pm
by bright maroon
Why did the hen cross the road to the dubstep?
Panty Nuggets
WAIT! I have to make it bean specific...
Why did the beanie hen cross the road to the dubstep?
Panty Nuggets
Re: Tell Some Jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:30 am
by RandomEyez
apecore wrote:a paedophile, a rapist and a priest walk into a bar, he orders a drink.
Re: Tell Some Jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:55 am
by SCope13
So a guy goes to the doctor for a check up. The doctor tells him, "I have bad news: you have cancer and you have Alzheimer's". The patient replies, "Well it could be worse, at least I don't have cancer."
Re: Tell Some Jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:38 am
by JTMMusicuk
Knock knock
Re: Tell Some Jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:39 am
by Terpit
JTMMusicuk wrote:Knock knock
Re: Tell Some Jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:41 am
by JTMMusicuk
my work wont let me see the picture so im going to assume it says, "whosss thereeeee?"
Cows go m
Re: Tell Some Jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:44 am
by Terpit
tis a picture or Ricky
Re: Tell Some Jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:48 am
by idontreallygiveashit
"Cows go m" who?
Who is ricky and why are you obsessed with him?
Re: Tell Some Jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:49 am
by Forum
Whats green and goes camping?
Re: Tell Some Jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:50 am
by idontreallygiveashit
I dont know, what's green and goes camping?
Re: Tell Some Jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:51 am
by Forum
A boy sprout
Re: Tell Some Jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:55 am
by Terpit
idontreallygiveashit wrote:Who is ricky and why are you obsessed with him?
You need to watch a program called Trailer Park Boys, best thing thats come out of Canada