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Re: beef thread
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:21 am
by SCope13
This thread has potential.
Re: beef thread
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:34 am
by 3za
Doozle wrote:Apparently it's hard to cook duck to get it just right. I've never cooked it myself though
You just cook it for fucking ages, till it goes all crispy, and shit.
Re: beef thread
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:43 am
by SCope13
I don't eat beef, but if you do and order it cooked longer than "medium", you're a fucking retard.
Re: beef thread
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 3:05 am
by _v_
The softest, most tender, tastiest meat, is that of a small human child....
oh, I mean, beef!
blood rare!
beef.
yes.
...
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Re: beef thread
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 3:08 am
by ghandi
Do you eat squirrel in the States, "trailer park steak?"
Re: beef thread
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 3:33 am
by _v_
ghandi wrote:Do you eat squirrel in the States, "trailer park steak?"
You could market that id say.
Make it a burger, "Trailer park steak burger"
Cartoon it up happy meal style,
have a lovable cartoony squirrel eating the squirrel burger on the packaging.
free squirrel toy.
=Profit.
=winning.
great success.
...
Re: beef thread
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:07 am
by nowaysj
Squirrels carry the bubonic plague here in the states, so, no, very little squirrel consumption going on.
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SCope13 wrote:This thread has potential.
Yeah, well you can go fuck yourself.
Re: beef thread
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:23 am
by wub
Had duck with apricot compote on the plane last night. Bit dry.
Re: beef thread
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:27 am
by Forum
I only eat duck in crispy form so no risk of undercooked.
Pork is pure rank
Re: beef thread
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:36 am
by Kochari
3za wrote:Kochari wrote:I have never eaten beef cus my mum was paranoid about BSE and now I am vegetarian. Is it any good?
What meat have you eaten?
Pig
Chicken
Turkey
Kangaroo
Crocodile (bit tough)
Emu
Lamb
Pheasant
I think that's it?
Re: beef thread
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:38 am
by nowaysj
Wat about dick?
Re: beef thread
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:40 am
by Terpit
southstar wrote:Pork is pure rank
No way, gammon + bacon are two of the best things in the world.
Re: beef thread
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:47 am
by Electric_Head
Man knows.
Re: beef thread
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:59 am
by phrex
Re: beef thread
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:04 am
by Forum
Fuck a gammon. Cat food has a nicer flavour
Re: beef thread
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:07 am
by Terpit
southstar wrote:Fuck a gammon. Cat food has a nicer flavour

Re: beef thread
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:13 am
by noam
southstar wrote:Fuck a gammon. Cat food has a nicer flavour
ye-ahhh so so so the guy, who eats cat food is gona tell the guy who eats duck that pork is not a good tasting meat - COME ONNNN!!?!?

Re: beef thread
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:18 am
by Forum
Most pork products are at least edible but gammon takes things too far. Worse than parsnips. Worse than cashew nuts even.
Re: beef thread
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:21 am
by Terpit
southstar wrote:Most pork products are at least edible but gammon takes things too far. Worse than parsnips. Worse than cashew nuts even.
When you say cashew to you put emphasis in the 'ca' or the 'shew' bit? had an argument with someone about this last weekend.
Re: beef thread
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:36 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
i like ham.
ham is good.