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Electric_Head wrote:

jazzamataz wrote:Not exactly adhering to the thread title, but....
I got a blowjob from an ex whilst driving on the M25.

Not so easy in a manual, I'd recommend an automatic
for anyone that wants to try in the future.

Nah, manual doesn't pose that much of a problem.

ha - I was getting ready to say...
I can eat a cheeseburger and drink a soda whislt driving a stick...
Don't see why - add blowjob - to that would be difficult...

lol - get your peen out of my fries...

southstar wrote:Must have been sat next to his parents at the time as well

Nahhh they were all rows back

What happens when I turn 18 and you guys can't make fun of me anymore

we'll probably just go on living our normal lives

Sonika wrote:

southstar wrote:Must have been sat next to his parents at the time as well

Nahhh they were all rows back

What happens when I turn 18 and you guys can't make fun of me anymore

They'll just move on to the next young boy that comes along.

kay wrote:

Sonika wrote:

southstar wrote:Must have been sat next to his parents at the time as well

Nahhh they were all rows back

What happens when I turn 18 and you guys can't make fun of me anymore

They'll just move on to the next young boy that comes along.

Just like when the year 6's become year 7's

I dint masterbate but i ejaculated one time in math class during a pop quiz, that was before i knew wht happened and i thought i peed myself

#rare

on ur moms arse

wobbles wrote:I dint masterbate but i ejaculated one time in math class during a pop quiz, that was before i knew wht happened and i thought i peed myself

LOL guess thats why they call it a pop quiz




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not telling, successful black men

Hawaii, with the whales and hawaiian aloe vera.

lovelydivot wrote:

Electric_Head wrote:

jazzamataz wrote:Not exactly adhering to the thread title, but....
I got a blowjob from an ex whilst driving on the M25.

Not so easy in a manual, I'd recommend an automatic
for anyone that wants to try in the future.

Nah, manual doesn't pose that much of a problem.

ha - I was getting ready to say...
I can eat a cheeseburger and drink a soda whislt driving a stick...
Don't see why - add blowjob - to that would be difficult...

lol - get your peen out of my fries...

bm is that you?




also,
:phigure:

Gewze wrote:Next to a sleeping friend (female), I was on the floor she was in bed.

Proximity rape.

Sonika wrote:

southstar wrote:Must have been sat next to his parents at the time as well

Nahhh they were all rows back

What happens when I turn 18 and you guys can't make fun of me anymore

whatever get you through the night...

SCope13 wrote:

3za wrote:Art classroom.

I want some background info on this one.

I was around 12-13, and I did some stupid shit to try, and impress this girl I fancied (first real life crush). My art teacher kicked me out of the class, and sent me to the empty art room next door. So I was still thinking about her, so I bashed one out into the art sink. Then like 5 mins later the teacher sent her to the same room as me, we chatted, and I didn't get laid.

nowaysj wrote:

Gewze wrote:Next to a sleeping friend (female), I was on the floor she was in bed.

Proximity rape.

I once (maybe twice) mastUrbate when I was sleeping in the same bed (two double beds pushed up to each other) with a group of friends 1 female, and about 2-4 male...

Did they all get proximity raped?

3za wrote:Did they all get proximity raped?

yes

On a boat

school toilets

mashmash wrote:school toilets

+1


Many fucked up stories bout this one

on a CD cause it was sooo good.