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Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:46 pm
by magma
LACE wrote:Nevalo wrote:Agent 47 wrote:LACE wrote:pretty lame controversy IMO
ennit who gives a fuck, surely horse is better than a cow anyway, so really you're gettin more for your money
here we go...
did y'all get my pun =3
I'm afraid your cruelly undervalued joke was last seen having a black tent erected around it after ploughing through the first fence.
Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:27 pm
by meanmrcustard
Tesco are now advising customers to check veggie burgers for uniquorn.
Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:14 am
by Perej
you grim, grim stnuc.
Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:25 am
by Jizz
Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:15 am
by Mr Hyde
They go best with mask-a-pony cheese
Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:19 am
by magma
Apparently you can still get them under the canter.
Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:31 am
by syrup
Eat Bacon.
Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:38 am
by Electric_Head
This is for you Johney.
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens fire, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,
"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis Mi amigo... What ees it? "
"Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees . . .
Ees . . .
Ees . . .
Ees . . .
Ees a ham bush...."
Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:42 am
by Terpit
Electric_Head wrote:This is for you Johney.
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens fire, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,
"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis Mi amigo... What ees it? "
"Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees . . .
Ees . . .
Ees . . .
Ees . . .
Ees a ham bush...."
Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:45 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
WOW
11/10
Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:01 pm
by skell1ngton777
southstar wrote:rogue meat
Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:03 pm
by magma
Electric_Head wrote:This is for you Johney.
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens fire, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,
"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis Mi amigo... What ees it? "
"Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees . . .
Ees . . .
Ees . . .
Ees . . .
Ees a ham bush...."
Truly, truly wonderful.
Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:01 pm
by parkour_nico
meat is redrum
Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:05 pm
by Johnlenham
E_H that joke was awful as it was hilarious.
Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:32 pm
by unwind
I did, although it's very subtle
Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:46 pm
by ezza
Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:44 am
by Terpit
Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:53 am
by LACE
i knew there was something different about those burger king burgers in manchester. they were so fucking dry, like a dryness i had never experienced before in the american greasy fast food circuit. i'm positive it was horse meat, and not even traces of it, i'm talking about a 10 percent ratio to beef or more lool. this is it guys, food manufacturers have officially removed all agency from the consumer. now they'll just feed us what they deem edible in the next few years. ENJOY YOUR SOYLENT GREEN Y'ALLZ.
Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:24 pm
by nowaysj
LACE wrote:Nevalo wrote:Agent 47 wrote:LACE wrote:pretty lame controversy IMO
ennit who gives a fuck, surely horse is better than a cow anyway, so really you're gettin more for your money
here we go...
did y'all get my pun =3
No, I think you should put down the keyboard.
Re: The Tesco Horse burgers were nice........
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 3:39 pm
by LACE
Do I really need to explain it
