then tulisa rolls up and says she'd suck you till the sun comes up
you still say no?
Only if she lets me put household items inside her and she agrees to eat Häagen-Dazs® out of my rusty sheriffs badge and even then she is to remain mute.
I reckon she could take that dry.
Re: Tulisa
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:25 pm
by kidshuffle
Pedro Sánchez wrote:
I reckon she could take that dry.
also y'all are crazy, i'd still do it. DOUBLE UP
Re: Tulisa
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:44 pm
by hugh
this forum is infested with "0/10wouldnotevenbang" disease.
They are talking utter shite.
Re: Tulisa
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:45 pm
by Forum
hugh wrote:this forum is infested with "0/10wouldnotevenbang" disease.
They are talking utter shite.
I'd rather not get nob rot thanks
Re: Tulisa
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:46 pm
by Lye_Form
hugh wrote:this forum is infested with "0/10wouldnotevenbang" disease.
They are talking utter shite.
yeah but cmon.
Tuluna looks smelly.
Re: Tulisa
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:47 pm
by hugh
southstar wrote:
hugh wrote:this forum is infested with "0/10wouldnotevenbang" disease.
They are talking utter shite.
I'd rather not get nob rot thanks
guarantee you wouldn't get nob rot just from fucking somebody famous m8
I would hazard to say that you have probably fucked somebody 10x worse in your own life and probably even fancied/dated someone only half as attractive at some point too.
Re: Tulisa
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:54 pm
by Mason
i think i would shag most female celebrities just to say i did tbh
Re: Tulisa
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:56 pm
by TopManLurka
ah so many guys work for british gas itt. so she's at yours waiting...
and guys be like "please leave my house". lululu
Re: Tulisa
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:03 pm
by Hibbie
Enart what the hell are people chattin.
Although she has a well shit persona and annoying voice
Re: Tulisa
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:37 pm
by skell1ngton777
Terpit wrote:
Lye Form wrote:Tulisa looks manky
and i have heard the name but really don't know who Cher Lloyd is. :-/
lol wtf is up with those facial expressions, yikes
Re: Tulisa
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:40 pm
by skell1ngton777
btw they are not that good looking so i dont know wtf you guys are on about
i see better looking girls every day
Re: Tulisa
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:07 pm
by hugh
so do I but I don't pretend that I have ridiculous high standards.
Re: Tulisa
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:12 pm
by skell1ngton777
Well if they are not that attractive then surely standards don't have to be that high to exclude them or whatever right?
but tbh i got really lucky with my lady so maybe my opinion is a bit skewed
Re: Tulisa
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:31 pm
by jaydot
Mason wrote:'She said: “We talk in lingo. Like we know what. I can’t call him and go, ‘Have you got any?’ I’ll say, ‘Hi, have you got any sweets? And he’ll be like, ‘Um, how many sweets do you want?’'
wow who would of thought of doing that
Shittest lingo ever fam.
Re: Tulisa
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:47 pm
by ezza
imami wrote:Well if they are not that attractive then surely standards don't have to be that high to exclude them or whatever right?
but tbh i got really lucky with my lady so maybe my opinion is a bit skewed
