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Re: Your favourite insult
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 12:05 pm
by particle-jim
Peenarse
Re: Your favourite insult
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 12:42 pm
by Direflow
i don't really insult anyone/get insulted seriously enough to have favorites anymore, but back in the day my favorite would have to be "dicksmurf" or "doucherag"
Re: Your favourite insult
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 12:48 pm
by nowaysj
I was going to say I don't insult anyone, but maybe a little, in that case, it is probably douche bag. Something about that just sounds insulting. Was at summer camp when I was a little kid, and I called this guy a douche bag, and a camp councilor called me on it in front of everybody and was like do you
even know what a douche bag is.

Really embarrassing having to say no. But if I was me, then, I would of told that prick that it just sounds nasty, and to fuck off you're a douche too.
Re: Your favourite insult
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 12:49 pm
by butter_man
"your a fuckin nugget you are" or "nugget" is what I tend to call "nuggets"
Re: Your favourite insult
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 12:51 pm
by wub
Cuntstainmotherfucker
Usually uttered after I finish calls or IM conversations at work.
Re: Your favourite insult
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 12:56 pm
by hubb
I'm with you there magma - doesn't even have to be non-sensical, but just out of place or weird..
you boat captain!
Re: Your favourite insult
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 12:58 pm
by Liam92
Whopper
Rocket
Cockjockey
Fuckface
Nonce
Re: Your favourite insult
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 1:27 pm
by garethom
wub wrote:Cuntstainmotherfucker
Usually uttered after I finish calls or IM conversations at work.
See, I prefer just "stain" now, like "you utter stain", I think the swear draws the focus, away from the (imo) truly insulting "stain".
Also, I wonder if this works. C
unt
Haha, it does. Thanks wub.
C
unts
Re: Your favourite insult
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 1:28 pm
by particle-jim
trogolodyte
Re: Your favourite insult
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 2:08 pm
by murky21
- piss badger
- shit bag
- chutney ferret
- cock smuggler
- captain birdseye
- toss wizard
- arse burglar
- scouser
Re: Your favourite insult
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 2:10 pm
by particle-jim
10 gallon twat
Re: Your favourite insult
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 2:11 pm
by Sexual_Chocolate
knobjockey
Re: Your favourite insult
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 2:11 pm
by Johnlenham
Calling somone a Mutant or a Mug is about the height of it these days.
Re: Your favourite insult
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 2:13 pm
by garethom
Johnlenham wrote:Calling somone a Mutant or a Mug is about the height of it these days.
Yes. Mutant is a commonly used one for me, missed that out my list.
Re: Your favourite insult
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 2:16 pm
by Forum
Dweeb
nerd
dork
dunce
gaybo
I like to get serious
Re: Your favourite insult
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 2:17 pm
by Johnlenham
garethom wrote:Johnlenham wrote:Calling somone a Mutant or a Mug is about the height of it these days.
Yes. Mutant is a commonly used one for me, missed that out my list.
Its so good because its offensive on nearly every level and its short and snappy.
Re: Your favourite insult
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 2:19 pm
by garethom
Johnlenham wrote:garethom wrote:Johnlenham wrote:Calling somone a Mutant or a Mug is about the height of it these days.
Yes. Mutant is a commonly used one for me, missed that out my list.
Its so good because its offensive on nearly every level and its short and snappy.
It gets used frequently when walking around Birmingham City Centre at lunch times. Pure, unadulterated mutants everywhere.
Re: Your favourite insult
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 2:22 pm
by Genevieve
Troglodyte. I love that word.
Re: Your favourite insult
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 2:34 pm
by jaydot
speng
Re: Your favourite insult
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 2:50 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
A mate once called me a fucking dyke in a heated debate, kinda wounded me
