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Re: Ninja Haiku

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:07 pm
by m8son666
lol, i did english
AS level of course i
know haikus you bitch

Re: Ninja Haiku

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:11 pm
by magma
Yes, he knows Haikus
Well, the syllabic rules, but
Lacks creative skill.

Re: Ninja Haiku

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:15 pm
by Harkat
Been considering
Buying a 5 panel hat
Tru hed status lost

Can't deny my self
See, as I love Source Direct
It is who I am

Re: Ninja Haiku

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:17 pm
by m8son666
magma please fuck off
your haikus are shit and bland
how can you slate mine

Re: Ninja Haiku

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:21 pm
by Harkat
M8son needs to find
a connection to the earth
eat organic food

Re: Ninja Haiku

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:23 pm
by m8son666
i say fuck the earth
also fuck organic food
damn hippy fuckers

Re: Ninja Haiku

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:24 pm
by NilsFG
"Ow my balls", he said,
as he nailed down his scrotum,
Red Square, nevermore...

Re: Ninja Haiku

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:38 pm
by Genevieve
m8son wrote:my hate for hippies
is increasing by the day
i want them all dead
hippies make haikus
do not shoot the messenger
you know that it's true

Re: Ninja Haiku

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:43 pm
by ezza
fuck hippies hippies
i said fuck fucking hippies
fuck hippies hippies

Re: Ninja Haiku

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:44 pm
by magma
m8son wrote:magma please fuck off
your haikus are shit and bland
how can you slate mine
Sorry, it's home time
Got to go and get dick sucked
Enjoy your e-friends.

Re: Ninja Haiku

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 6:28 pm
by NilsFG
Shit, I told you bro
I warned you about the stairs
it keeps happening

Re: Ninja Haiku

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:04 am
by nousd
I can't write haikus
which is probably good news.
I'll leave it to youse.

Instead:

poetry ain't syllable
or rhyming J Dilla bull
(i.e. if billable)

Re: Ninja Haiku

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:04 pm
by Terpit
what's going on here?
another strange thread
wub is a weirdo

Re: Ninja Haiku

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 8:23 pm
by Nihilism
wub is mad,
he pissed in his pants,
fuck this shit.

Re: Ninja Haiku

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:18 am
by magma
Christ wept, you fuckwits
Those two weren't even haikus
This is a haiku.

Image

Re: Ninja Haiku

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:29 am
by Nihilism
Magma with his girl,
Selling shampoo for the black hair,
Love you so much.