it's actually a lifelong ambition of mine to manufacture and sell bongs shaped like phalluses.
Re: OFFICIAL DSF XMAS/PRESENTS THREAD
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2014 9:28 pm
by Molzie
imagine having a bong moulded from your willy and making your mates smoke from it.
Re: OFFICIAL DSF XMAS/PRESENTS THREAD
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2014 10:02 pm
by nowaysj
I've missed you Molzie.
Re: OFFICIAL DSF XMAS/PRESENTS THREAD
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2014 10:16 pm
by kaili
RKM wrote:new headphones, absolute fire
same
Re: OFFICIAL DSF XMAS/PRESENTS THREAD
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 12:49 am
by parkour_nico
Cds, clothes, dvds and cocaine, needless to say, it's been a ruddy bloody good one!
Re: OFFICIAL DSF XMAS/PRESENTS THREAD
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 12:53 am
by Harkat
Molzie wrote:not to be ungrateful but I got some shithouse gifts this year.
yeah I got john cleese's autobiography from my poor aunt. I guess it aint easy tho, buying gifts for me, so big ups her regardless
everyone should just buy me goats for families in africa really
Re: OFFICIAL DSF XMAS/PRESENTS THREAD
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 1:02 am
by parkour_nico
Caribou album from the mum a definite highlight!
Re: OFFICIAL DSF XMAS/PRESENTS THREAD
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 2:04 am
by karmacazee
12 bottles of wine from some fancy wine club my Mum is in.
Big up the socks crew.
A spiderman onesie (yes, I'm wearing it right now) from my kids.
And even more random than that, a slingshot that fires fucking ball bearings, and a sack of ball bearings to go with it from my wife.
All in all I'm pretty impressed, I had no idea I wanted any of those things, but hey, as long as I can get drunk on red wine in a spiderman onesie whilst killing small animals with a slingshot I'm happy.
:edit:
I'm not actually going to kill anything with it, but actually I think this slingshot is powerful enough to kill large animals, as well as small ones. I'm sure my wife is convinced that there's a coming zombie apocalypse.
Re: OFFICIAL DSF XMAS/PRESENTS THREAD
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 4:03 am
by ehbes
Harkat wrote:
Molzie wrote:not to be ungrateful but I got some shithouse gifts this year.
yeah I got john cleese's autobiography from my poor aunt.
I fucking love comedians books. In my stocking was Aasif Mandvi's book and I'm pumped to get into it.
Re: OFFICIAL DSF XMAS/PRESENTS THREAD
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 4:47 am
by wolf89
Posted in the other thread not noticing this is here. I did really well for presents this year somehow
Got some Sennheiser HD600s. Aphex Twin - Syro on vinyl. a laser, whisky, ale, chocolate and leather gloves presents wise.
Re: OFFICIAL DSF XMAS/PRESENTS THREAD
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 7:16 am
by cyclopian
karmacazee wrote:12 bottles of wine from some fancy wine club my Mum is in.
Big up the socks crew.
A spiderman onesie (yes, I'm wearing it right now) from my kids.
And even more random than that, a slingshot that fires fucking ball bearings, and a sack of ball bearings to go with it from my wife.
All in all I'm pretty impressed, I had no idea I wanted any of those things, but hey, as long as I can get drunk on red wine in a spiderman onesie whilst killing small animals with a slingshot I'm happy.
:edit:
I'm not actually going to kill anything with it, but actually I think this slingshot is powerful enough to kill large animals, as well as small ones. I'm sure my wife is convinced that there's a coming zombie apocalypse.
Bare P from my parents and the long live asap CD from my sister. Bought some new earphones with the money and the rest of it is gonna be spent on clothes
Re: OFFICIAL DSF XMAS/PRESENTS THREAD
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 12:40 pm
by Samuel_L_Damnson
A djembe ))))))). Best Christmas ever
Re: OFFICIAL DSF XMAS/PRESENTS THREAD
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 1:10 pm
by hubb
my mum got a gift card for a donkey a few years ago
Re: OFFICIAL DSF XMAS/PRESENTS THREAD
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 3:31 pm
by Harkat
CreamLord wrote:Bare P from my parents and the long live asap CD from my sister.
i hear the tunes on that are quiet wavy?
Re: OFFICIAL DSF XMAS/PRESENTS THREAD
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 4:18 pm
by dickman69
I got new chest waders
Re: OFFICIAL DSF XMAS/PRESENTS THREAD
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 4:38 pm
by nowaysj
Got a pair of skull candy headphones in a green elephant last night.
Re: OFFICIAL DSF XMAS/PRESENTS THREAD
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 4:40 pm
by CreamLord
Harkat wrote:
CreamLord wrote:Bare P from my parents and the long live asap CD from my sister.