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Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:39 pm**

dubluke wrote:granted, but the money is counterfeit

i wish i had a better motorbike

granted, but your not allowed to ride it untill your birthday.

i wish i could be less inteligent...

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:08 pm**

*Grand* wrote:
dubluke wrote:granted, but the money is counterfeit

i wish i had a better motorbike
granted, but your not allowed to ride it untill your birthday.

i wish i could be less inteligent...

Granted, but you can now spell.

I wish i had a hover board.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:18 pm**

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
I wish i had a hover board.

granted but you get Michael J Fox's Alzheimer's

i wish the working day finished at 3pm (like school did)

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:20 pm**

Chunkie wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
I wish i had a hover board.
granted but you get Michael J Fox's Alzheimer's

i wish the working day finished at 3pm (like school did)

Granted, but you start work at 5 a.m.

I wish the world was flat.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:27 pm**

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
I wish the world was flat.

Granted but the aliens invade and shove you off the edge

I wish the internet was a virtual reality

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:27 pm**

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
Granted, but you start work at 5 a.m.

I wish the world was flat.

Granted, but two massive giants play snooker on it and everyone is crushed to death.

I wish I didn't believe in massive giants in space.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:28 pm**

Chunkie wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
I wish the world was flat.
Granted but the aliens invade and shove you off the edge

I wish the internet was a virtual reality

Granted, but you where born with no sexual organs.

I wish, Chips where healthy.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:30 pm**

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
Granted, but you where born with no sexual organs.

I wish, Chips where healthy.

Granted, but they are made of poo.

I wish summer lasted longer.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:32 pm**

Contakt wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
Granted, but you where born with no sexual organs.

I wish, Chips where healthy.
Granted, but they are made of poo.

I wish summer lasted longer.

Granted, but you are locked in a house made of snow.

I wish Nottingham was by the sea in the Carribean

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:34 pm**

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
Granted, but you are locked in a house made of snow.

I wish Nottingham was by the sea in the Carribean

Granted, but the Carribean has moved to just off the coast of England.

I wish I could skateboard as well as I used to.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:10 pm**

Contakt wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
Granted, but you are locked in a house made of snow.

I wish Nottingham was by the sea in the Carribean
Granted, but the Carribean has moved to just off the coast of England.

I wish I could skateboard as well as I used to.

Granted, in fact you surpass your expectations and go pro, unfortunately you can only get sponsorship from Netto.

I wish for a fish.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:13 pm**

Granted, but it is rotten and moldy.

I wish i had self cleaning shoes.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:34 pm**

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Granted, but it is rotten and moldy.

I wish i had self cleaning shoes.

granted but they are made of cheese

I wish i was at home

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:37 pm**

forensix (mcr) wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Granted, but it is rotten and moldy.

I wish i had self cleaning shoes.
granted but they are made of cheese

I wish i was at home

granted... but youre also a dung beetle.

I wish cats could speak.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:38 pm**

hera wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Granted, but it is rotten and moldy.

I wish i had self cleaning shoes.
granted but they are made of cheese

I wish i was at home
granted... but youre also a dung beetle.

I wish cats could speak.

Granted but only in Latin.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:38 pm**

forensix (mcr) wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Granted, but it is rotten and moldy.

I wish i had self cleaning shoes.
granted but they are made of cheese

I wish i was at home

Granted, but home is a cave in Burnley.

I wish it was Christmas everyday.

DOH

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:39 pm**

EDITED - dammit, too slow.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:40 pm**

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Granted, but it is rotten and moldy.

I wish i had self cleaning shoes.
granted but they are made of cheese

I wish i was at home
Granted, but home is a cave in Burnley.

I wish it was Christmas everyday.

DOH

Granted but you have to work on Christmas Day.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:41 pm**

Diss wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Granted, but it is rotten and moldy.

I wish i had self cleaning shoes.
granted but they are made of cheese

I wish i was at home
Granted, but home is a cave in Burnley.

I wish it was Christmas everyday.

DOH
Granted but you have to work on Christmas Day.

I wish you knew how to play this game

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:46 pm**

Granted, but he only types in Russian.

I wish swan meat was sold in Tescos.

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