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DJelements wrote:

amykamala wrote:bluke you probably offer them the emotional support they are not getting from their man.

I tried that, it got me a female best friend.

it can also get you a fuck that causes a lot of guilt

dubluke wrote:

DJelements wrote:

amykamala wrote:bluke you probably offer them the emotional support they are not getting from their man.

I tried that, it got me a female best friend.

it can also get you a fuck that causes a lot of guilt

Really? I should try more.

DJelements wrote:

dubluke wrote:

DJelements wrote:

amykamala wrote:bluke you probably offer them the emotional support they are not getting from their man.

I tried that, it got me a female best friend.

it can also get you a fuck that causes a lot of guilt

Really? I should try more.

haha, no not yet, even if i had the chance allow fucking your mates girlfriend, SERIOUSLY not on

TheEvilGirl wrote:why is it that guys try their luck at pissing in the toilet with the seat down? You cant aim the damn thing!!! Id rather have to put the seat down then wipe the piss all over the seat.... UGH!

No, it's pretty much the tinydicked crowd what misses the toilet, even though I still pee with the seat up, just 'cause I'm nice. Like really though, I miss the toilet... say one every hundred times, probably.

DJelements wrote:

TheEvilGirl wrote:why is it that guys try their luck at pissing in the toilet with the seat down? You cant aim the damn thing!!! Id rather have to put the seat down then wipe the piss all over the seat.... UGH!

No, it's pretty much the tinydicked crowd what misses the toilet, even though I still pee with the seat up, just 'cause I'm nice. Like really though, I miss the toilet... say one every hundred times, probably.

you sir are an exception.

TheEvilGirl wrote:

DJelements wrote:

TheEvilGirl wrote:why is it that guys try their luck at pissing in the toilet with the seat down? You cant aim the damn thing!!! Id rather have to put the seat down then wipe the piss all over the seat.... UGH!

No, it's pretty much the tinydicked crowd what misses the toilet, even though I still pee with the seat up, just 'cause I'm nice. Like really though, I miss the toilet... say one every hundred times, probably.

you sir are an exception.

Win.

Also, I may have to revise that statement. Those with poor control of it miss, possibly independent of size.

How did a thread about girls lusting over men already under the thumb, turn into a thread about who can and can't wee all over a toilet seat?!

well the toilet seat subject is more interesting, so please carry on with that topic!...

I only hate piss on my tiolet seat when it aint MINE!! but my friend threw up ALL over, around ( but not in ) my tiolet last week, so a few drippy drops are the least of my worries sometimes

TheEvilGirl wrote:why is it that guys try their luck at pissing in the toilet with the seat down? You cant aim the damn thing!!! Id rather have to put the seat down then wipe the piss all over the seat.... UGH!

aiming usually isn't a problem--until you start to daydream, and don't realize that the piss is coming to an end, therefore the pressure and related distance begins to decrease. and since you stopped paying attention, gets on the seat. that or youre drunk.
either way, i still often get yelled at if the seat is left up...
maybe i should just pee in the tub instead

NoSpin wrote:

TheEvilGirl wrote:why is it that guys try their luck at pissing in the toilet with the seat down? You cant aim the damn thing!!! Id rather have to put the seat down then wipe the piss all over the seat.... UGH!

aiming usually isn't a problem--until you start to daydream, and don't realize that the piss is coming to an end, therefore the pressure and related distance begins to decrease. and since you stopped paying attention, gets on the seat. that or youre drunk.
either way, i still often get yelled at if the seat is left up...
maybe i should just pee in the tub instead

lol do the pissing on the seat thing...maybe she wont mind having to put the seat down as much.

who the hell doesnt look at the toilet before they sit to pee anyway!? the only times i did that was when i was little...now i know better

i got caught out in my younger days... i never sit down without a thorough inspection... wiper bog roll ready in hand

Delendi wrote:i got caught out in my younger days... i never sit down without a thorough inspection... wiper bog roll ready in hand

Still probably an improvement on most gents toilets I would have thought. Quite easy for people not to piss on the seat when there isn't one, not so easy to wipe the seat (should it exist) when the toilet roll is lying on piss on the floor. Generally no locks (never quite figured out why - is there a spate of people that kick in toilet doors?) so occassionally you may find yourself trying to shit on a toilet with no seat, paper on floor, one foot against the door trying to pull of some kung-fu looking move to keep some level of privacy and then find that the paper that's there is completely soaked.

Shonky wrote:

Delendi wrote:i got caught out in my younger days... i never sit down without a thorough inspection... wiper bog roll ready in hand

Still probably an improvement on most gents toilets I would have thought. Quite easy for people not to piss on the seat when there isn't one, not so easy to wipe the seat (should it exist) when the toilet roll is lying on piss on the floor. Generally no locks (never quite figured out why - is there a spate of people that kick in toilet doors?) so occassionally you may find yourself trying to shit on a toilet with no seat, paper on floor, one foot against the door trying to pull of some kung-fu looking move to keep some level of privacy and then find that the paper that's there is completely soaked.

i applaud u sir....now u know how it feels for a girl to go in public bathrooms

Shonky wrote:

Delendi wrote:i got caught out in my younger days... i never sit down without a thorough inspection... wiper bog roll ready in hand

Still probably an improvement on most gents toilets I would have thought. Quite easy for people not to piss on the seat when there isn't one, not so easy to wipe the seat (should it exist) when the toilet roll is lying on piss on the floor. Generally no locks (never quite figured out why - is there a spate of people that kick in toilet doors?) so occassionally you may find yourself trying to shit on a toilet with no seat, paper on floor, one foot against the door trying to pull of some kung-fu looking move to keep some level of privacy and then find that the paper that's there is completely soaked.

plenty of girls toilets are like that. i am a master of the one foot on the door technique.

i FUCKING hate when men use female toilets and leave the seat up/get piss on the seat. it's one thing when it's a unisex toilet... but to come into our fucking bogs which u shouldn't anyway and THEN leave them looking like a urinal in soho on a saturday night... how DARE you.

fliPPo wrote:maybe you just act differently when you are with someone? more relaxed, more confident, no ulterior motive. More yourself rather than hey I'm trying to impress you etc?

good point i think, ive been with my missus for 6 months now and have no intention to keep scouting the field so it does give you a sort of content....ness with your social status with women, so i can quite easily just chat without thinking am i gunna get in her knickers.


and about the peeing on the toilet seat, i live in uni halls with some of the trampiest lads ive ever met, and its shared toilets, so "I" have to wipe the seat for my lass when she wants to use the loo, so fuckin annoying, its really not hard to lift it up, i can manage it and im crap.

I've come seriously -> <- this far away from punching some of my friends for peeing on the seat in my house.

Seriously, I'm a fairly messy guy, but that's just foul.







Mind you, I don't get people who think pissing in the shower is nasty.

i don't have that problem, no one's interested in me whether i'm in a relation or not









which is nice

Pablex wrote:i don't have that problem, no one's interested in me whether i'm in a relation or not









which is nice

You too eh

so far, lying about my relationship status has not yielded any results

i feel like when General Disarray tried to flood the planet with his parents' garden hose.

This is why I go around with an inflatable girlfriend