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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:32 pm
by selector.dub.u
Corpsey wrote:I can't wait to be on my back, buttocks nestling amongst the shag carpeting of the front room in forensix's red brick slice of terrace, the pale blue light of the television drizzling Britain's Got Talent over my erectilinious nip-poles, waiting with bated breath and clenched spinchter for my redeemer to emerge, swathed in semen and shattered hob-nob, to loosen my grip on troubling sanity, bedeviling identity, and everything in my lower intestinals.
sounds like it will be a real shit storm

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:35 pm
by Jubz
haha Corpsey mate that was wonderful :I:

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:44 pm
by corpsey
''Let's just say it really moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE!

Uh oh. Said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.''

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:49 pm
by selector.dub.u
Corpsey wrote:''Let's just say it really moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE!

Uh oh. Said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.''
:lol:

i swear man you need to collate your various blurbs and find an adventurous publisher.

I could see it now Corpsy's insert title here w/ illustrations and photos.

It would make a great book for the coffee table.[/i]

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:31 pm
by silentk
Corpsey wrote:''Let's just say it really moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE!

Uh oh. Said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.''

Your original work corpsey eh? i think not....

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:47 pm
by corpsey
No, hence the quotation marks

Krusty the Clown step forward

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:43 pm
by selector.dub.u
Corpsey you have some very good original material though. Please consider collating your best rants and getting it published with photo's and illustrations.

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:46 pm
by djelements
selector.dub.u wrote:Corpsey you have some very good original material though. Please consider collating your best rants and getting it published with photo's and illustrations.
Cosigned.

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:53 pm
by Jubz
selector.dub.u wrote:with photo's and illustrations.
:o The world ain't ready for that.

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:53 pm
by selector.dub.u
Jubscarz wrote:
selector.dub.u wrote:with photo's and illustrations.
:o The world ain't ready for that.

:lol:

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:02 am
by corpsey
Image

hmm

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:34 pm
by selector.dub.u
Corpsey wrote:Image

hmm
see! it's already begun! :lol:

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:29 pm
by tuck
I hope that hat's made from ethically sourced ham.