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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:46 pm
by Jak The lad
Ashley wrote:I think you should deliver her a box of rape.
Just don't get DHL to deliver though...

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:52 pm
by DZA
JTL wrote:
Ashley wrote:I think you should deliver her a box of rape.
Just don't get DHL to deliver though...
harsh, rubbing salt in he cut

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:55 pm
by ashley
The_Dza88 wrote:
JTL wrote:
Ashley wrote:I think you should deliver her a box of rape.
Just don't get DHL to deliver though...
harsh, rubbing salt in he cut
It's ok, DHL delivered my package today.

If you told her it will be with her next day delivery she could prepare herself, but if DHL deliver it it will come AT ANY TIME!

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:13 pm
by Jak The lad
Ashley wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:
JTL wrote:
Ashley wrote:I think you should deliver her a box of rape.
Just don't get DHL to deliver though...
harsh, rubbing salt in he cut
It's ok, DHL delivered my package today.

If you told her it will be with her next day delivery she could prepare herself, but if DHL deliver it it will come AT ANY TIME!
I wernt rubbing narrfinnnn!

The element of suprise, DHL!

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:45 pm
by macroclimate
I've heard the most outlandish stories about people having life-changing experiences while listening to Burial... Give that a try... maybe some Kode 9. :D

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:58 pm
by ashley
Throw some Nickleback in too

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:31 am
by mikey_g
just ignore her.

that failing th eonly other sensible suggestion here it to bang her. least its a win win scenario

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:52 am
by djelements
Show her some of Flying Lotus, J Dilla, broken jazz shit.

She'll love you in no time.


Also, pics or she didn't happen.

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:28 am
by curtamos
SPIT IN HER FACE AND DONT STOP UNTIL SHE LIKES DUBSTEP

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:27 am
by ashley
curtamos wrote:SPIT IN HER FACE AND DONT STOP UNTIL SHE LIKES DUBSTEP
What if you run out of spit?

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:56 am
by shaggy23
by the sounds of it she has beef with music while she's studying - not necessarily YOUR music - in which case tell her to get some of those frequency cancelling headphones that make silence happen on the inside....

...or play so loud she goes deaf and then it won't be a problem :twisted:

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:07 am
by ashley
Send her to the library, its quiet there for a reason.

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:17 am
by nousd
Yu biquitus

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:52 pm
by curtamos
Ashley wrote:
curtamos wrote:SPIT IN HER FACE AND DONT STOP UNTIL SHE LIKES DUBSTEP
What if you run out of spit?
BIT OBVIOUS INNIT BRA

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:29 pm
by ashley
curtamos wrote:
Ashley wrote:
curtamos wrote:SPIT IN HER FACE AND DONT STOP UNTIL SHE LIKES DUBSTEP
What if you run out of spit?
BIT OBVIOUS INNIT BRA
Nah sorry thats why I asked.

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:04 pm
by djelements
Ashley wrote:
curtamos wrote:
Ashley wrote:
curtamos wrote:SPIT IN HER FACE AND DONT STOP UNTIL SHE LIKES DUBSTEP
What if you run out of spit?
BIT OBVIOUS INNIT BRA
Nah sorry thats why I asked.
GO WEE WEE

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:00 pm
by ashley
I just sat here and thought that, shes a woman...

Women don't like cock in their ass at first but they gradually accept it and begin to enjoy it...same applies to music right?

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:06 pm
by DZA
Ashley wrote:I just sat here and thought that, shes a woman...

Women don't like cock in their ass at first but they gradually accept it and begin to enjoy it...same applies to music right?
OMFG AHAHAHA

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:21 pm
by setspeed
Ashley wrote:I just sat here and thought that, shes a woman...

Women don't like cock in their ass at first but they gradually accept it and begin to enjoy it...same applies to music right?
it's true! a wimminz told me