Baron_von_Carlton wrote:I'm visiting Notts in 10 days. I'm gonna get hardcore on the Pie eating front. Thai food is damn good but they know fook all about a good plate of stodge.
I'm gonna cook the most ludicrous pie.
fuck yeah nothing like a load of these with a big, fat steak and kidney monster!
anyway tha wants to get yerself down to chippy n get a meat n tater pukka pie
Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:12 pm
by missedthebus
STEAK UNT KIDNEY
PROPA BO
Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:42 pm
by the_voice
steak
Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:05 am
by nousd
K_K wrote:
bagelator wrote:
Looks like a pasty (is it?)
Nah, too much braised carcass surely...pastie's gotta have some veg.
I hate pies that are too hot
so y gotta roll em round yr gob real fast
& make dog noises
to avoid 2nd degree burns.
Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:49 pm
by djelements
SD5 wrote:
I hate pies that are too hot
so y gotta roll em round yr gob real fast
& make dog noises
to avoid 2nd degree burns.
I have the same feeling with tacos.
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:15 pm
by slothrop
The Dog and Gun in Keswick does about the best pies in the world - proper lardy shortcrust pastry, really good meat in the filling.
On the cheap front, the balti pie is one of the great ideas of our time - "I can't decide whether I'd rather have a pie or a balti. Wait, I know..."
ALLOW: those fuck awful pies you get in a lot of pubs where they've clearly taken a little bowl of rubbish, flavourless, textureless stew, dropped a premade and frozen puff pastry lid on it and bunged the whole thing in a microwave. It should be fucking illegal to describe those things as pies, they take one of the few things that english food has ever been really good at and package up a dry wank of an imitation of it, FUCK OFF!
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:42 pm
by drksteppa
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:56 pm
by missedthebus
Slothrop wrote:ALLOW: those fuck awful pies you get in a lot of pubs where they've clearly taken a little bowl of rubbish, flavourless, textureless stew, dropped a premade and frozen puff pastry lid on it and bunged the whole thing in a microwave. It should be fucking illegal to describe those things as pies, they take one of the few things that english food has ever been really good at and package up a dry wank of an imitation of it, FUCK OFF!
Here here
LEQ wrote:
Mince Pies.
Kipling you naughty little sausage putting them out so early in the year......
You know Mr Kiplings job is pumping cream into tarts, so added to his other new escapade he is by far the naughtiest little sausage.
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:58 pm
by adikt
damn you peoples like your pies
and i figured at some point in this thread someone would bring up crackin pies...i honestly thought thats what the thread was before i clicked it. i mean what fucking music forum has an entire thread about eating pies? anywhere near my town this thread would quickly deteriorate into party stories involving nitrous oxide & balloons in hottubs. thats prolly my favorite type of pie...but i also enjoy me some blueberry-apple