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neka wrote:Back in the day when we used to fuck about on the estate, this one kid who was a couple of years older than us (he mustve been about 9, us about 7) had the idea of pouring 2 litres of water into a postbox, which he then did. coincidentally at the same time the postman, and by postman i mean fat fucking walrus sized postman pat, came to pick up the post. he got out of his car and stormed up to him bellowing and kicking off which brought him to the edge of tears, but then also said 'this is the ROYAL mail, you're going to get done for TREASON' and fucked off.

the next day he was gone, day after that his mum put in a missing persons thing, massive search for him and everything (if anyone remembers the film dennis when all the kids are out on the street looking under cars and that, it was exactly like that). turns out two weeks later he's found in gloucester in some sort of den in a forest hiding out firmly believing he was gonna get hung.

glad you reminded me of it

smartface wrote:
I guess the picture summarizes it well. Basically Royal Mail decided to CUT through my records as it was about to leave the country. I was seriously impressed by how much effort they put into that nice clean cut right through 3024-003 and Gullybrook Lane. Along with it they sent me a nice letter saying that they realised they had destroyed my package, that they were sorry, but that hey, they're Royal Post so you can do fuck all about it. Anyways cheers to Tom at Red Eye for resending the records to me.