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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:52 am
by skavoovie_blind9
Did you hear about that Irish bloke who tried to blow up a car?
He burnt his lips on the exaughst
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:01 am
by gravious
Old but classic...
Q: What do fish say when they swim into a wall?
A: Dam!
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:06 am
by gravious
Whats long, hard and full of seamen?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:12 am
by metalboxproducts
pk- wrote:paedophilia's great isn't it
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:42 pm
by skavoovie_blind9
Paul Mccartny bought his wife a fake leg for christmas.
When he gave it to her he said:
"Don't worry love it's not your main present, it's just a stocking filler"
Bud um tussssshhhhhhhh
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:49 pm
by Jubz
Shonky wrote:
No, rape's naughty.
That depends on who the consenting parties are.
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:19 pm
by shonky
Jubscarz wrote:Shonky wrote:
No, rape's naughty.
That depends on who the consenting parties are.
Hmmmm
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:38 pm
by skrapes
A South African gold miner was injured at work and had to have his right leg amputated.
After the operation he was talking to a fellow miner and said: "I suppose I'm proper screwed now. Who would ever want a one legged gold digger?"
His mate replied: "Well, you could try Paul McCartney."
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:40 am
by moencehaan0
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:34 am
by nikodemon
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:10 pm
by oddfellow
Whats blue and fucks old people?
Me in a big blue suit...
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:18 pm
by panty inspector
What's the difference between training a dog and training a wife?
You can't see the bruises on a dog.
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When I was a kid I was very ill in hospital and Gary Glitter came to visit me.
I was touched.
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Hurricane Gustav is about to hit Jamaica, lets see if Usain Bolt can outrun this fucker.
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After constant critisism of his wife David Beckham has sprung to her defence.
"She's worth her weight in gold." he is quoted as saying.
So that'll be £4.36 then David.
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I was checking into a hotel the other week. At the counter, a guy in front of me said curtly to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel is disabled."
Unbelievable what some people are into.
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:18 pm
by jackieboi
pk- wrote:Little girl walks in on her dad having a bath, points at his knob and says
"Daddy, when do I get one of them?"
Daddy replies
"Soon as your mother goes to bingo"
fucking love it.
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:19 pm
by jackieboi
I stopped a girl from being raped last night:-|
Stayed in....
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:12 am
by umkhontowesizwe
in a recent survey spanish tourists were asked where they like to stay when on holiday. 90% said they preferred to just crash at the airport.
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:20 pm
by faust.dtc
Q. What do you get after 5 days of masturbation?
A. A weakend
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:50 pm
by psyolopher
FAUST.DTC wrote:Q. What do you get after 5 days of masturbation?
A. A weakend
Haha good one!
Question:
What do you say to a women with two blackeyes?
Answer:
Nothing, you've already told her twice!
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:03 pm
by faust.dtc
Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I dont have a porshe in my garage.
What's so good about fucking twenty four year olds?
There's twenty of them
Whats the difference between MJ and aplastic bag?
They're both plastic, white, and dangerous to little children.
Why is a picture of Jesus better than the real thing?
It only takes 1 nail to hold up the picture.
What did one pedophile say to the other?
I'll give you 2 fives for a ten.
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:12 pm
by slim
When i told someone i didn't drink, they responded with this brilliant slice of truth:
"non alcoholic beer is like going down on your sister, it might taste the same, but you know it's wrong"
